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05/01/09
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I am so tired
I'm dead like GG Allin
Get drunk on my grave
night everyone
05/01/09
Is like gross flaccid penis:
It's messy and soft.
05/01/09
Try mine it's better
Let's just say it's called Arby's
Home of Horsey Sauce
05/01/09
Stop w/ Taco Bell
You are making me hungry
I have pinapples
05/01/09
Taco Bell is grosser than gross. So gross it broke my haiku form.
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I am human
I have base needs just like you
Don't judge me for it
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In the form of bad haikus
He's masturbating
05/01/09
I am so happy
That my name isn't taken
From a old Nick show.
05/01/09
Arizona coach?
He has a similar name
Sa Lute Your Shorts
05/01/09
I am really glad
I don't have dumb ideas
Like your sad cop show
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05/01/09
At least it wasn't
Nick-at-Knight. You'd be ducking
fucking flying chairs.
05/01/09
Thanks to all of you
I am a haiku junkie
Off to find a vein
05/01/09
You have saddened me
With your put down of my art
You are lead villain
05/01/09
Deadspin Detectives
Not best, which agency is?
Prometheus Found
05/01/09
This is a bad lie
You bumbling fools are bad
We solve better crimes
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Don't be sad Shakey
I said that I would fuck you
Beef's w/ CoolHWhip
05/01/09
That claim is bull shit
We use literary puns
Cry emo kid cry
05/01/09
Well this is good news
You are hereby forgiven
CoolHwhip smells like pigs
NIGHT EVERYONE.
05/01/09
Just like a fat kid needs cake.
Someone sex me, please?
05/01/09
/obligatory
/shows self out
05/01/09
You have a huge dick?
Reminds me of Taco Bell
Cheesy Beefy Melt.
05/01/09
Quite interesting
jgaugust hates haikus
closet racism?
05/01/09
I love Taco Bell
But I don't want to eat dick
It's complicated
05/01/09
count syllables with fingers?
I am retarded
05/01/09
I do frequently.
It is my secret shame, now
no longer secret.
05/01/09
...yeah never mind.
05/01/09
I feel less alone
This world is a lonely place
Done being emo
05/01/09
You have caught me, bitch
I am doing it right now
I hope this is five
05/01/09
Forehead? It's ok. People can still be successful with massive foreheads.
05/01/09
Made me cry late last night
And is now surprised
05/01/09
It is not my fault
That you had to take Plan-B
Forgive me SweetTits
05/01/09
Saberhagendaaz
I guess I can let it go
Don't call me SweetTits
05/01/09
Call me anything
Just so long as it is not
Late for dinner, babe.
05/01/09
I hope you're cooking
Because I suck at that
Want a Hot Pocket?
05/01/09
stop feeding my
fat baby.
05/01/09
stealin' all of my bacon.
Heart needs clogging.
05/01/09
The Dingo ate your baby
Australia's scary
05/01/09
Please?
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So be it you crazy fucks.
I suck at this shit.
05/01/09
Haikus can suck dick
Like a protein-loving whore
With ten STD's
/am I doing it right?
05/01/09
@Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: incredibly deep
05/01/09
David Letterman
Is on my television
I want to fuck him
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05/01/09
Send him a Top 10
Expressing your devotion
Settle for Leno?
05/01/09
@Karlifornia: haahah that's awesome
@CoolHwhip: JEALOUS
05/01/09
Joy Behar
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Sherri Sheppard
AND GO
05/01/09
F: Elizabeth Hasselbeck
K: Joy
K: Sherri
I don't think there's another option out there. Hasselbeck is actually cute, but she's also crackpot looney.
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(This is my shameful confession)
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Make your comments a haiku
Or I'll slit your scrote
/not really though
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