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    Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Now that I've had to think about Cheesy Beef Melts and GG Allin, almost at the same time, I'm about as grossed out as I can get. I'm off before I get pushed over the edge.
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Alright, I gotta work at 10:30 tomorrow, which is like sunrise for non-degenerates. Sooooo,


    I am so tired

    I'm dead like GG Allin

    Get drunk on my grave


    night everyone

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Cheesy Beefy Melt

    Is like gross flaccid penis:

    It's messy and soft.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!:


    Try mine it's better

    Let's just say it's called Arby's

    Home of Horsey Sauce

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!:
    Stop w/ Taco Bell
    You are making me hungry
    I have pinapples
     Reply
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I'm going to be blunt. Only one of those would get anywhere near my mouth, and it doesn't rhyme with "sleazy reef belt."

    Taco Bell is grosser than gross. So gross it broke my haiku form.
     Reply
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    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Two sex related haikus Marissa? Is there something you need to tell us?
     Reply
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust: She's horny. Go figure.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust:
    I am human
    I have base needs just like you
    Don't judge me for it
     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: excuse me? Taco Bell dick?
     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    CoolHWhip judges
    In the form of bad haikus
    He's masturbating
     Reply
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:


    I am so happy

    That my name isn't taken

    From a old Nick show.

     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @CoolHwhip:


    Arizona coach?

    He has a similar name

    Sa Lute Your Shorts

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @CoolHwhip:
    I am really glad
    I don't have dumb ideas
    Like your sad cop show
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @Karlifornia: well, fuck me
     Reply
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    @Karlifornia:

    At least it wasn't

    Nick-at-Knight. You'd be ducking

    fucking flying chairs.
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima:

    Thanks to all of you

    I am a haiku junkie

    Off to find a vein
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:

    You have saddened me

    With your put down of my art

    You are lead villain
     Reply
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy:
    Deadspin Detectives
    Not best, which agency is?
    Prometheus Found
     Reply
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @Chuck Knoblockhead:


    This is a bad lie

    You bumbling fools are bad

    We solve better crimes

     Reply
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy: FUCK! I used bad twice. My proofreading skills have passed with the night. I'll stop now. G'Night DUAN.
     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy:
    Don't be sad Shakey
    I said that I would fuck you
    Beef's w/ CoolHWhip
     Reply
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy:
    That claim is bull shit
    We use literary puns
    Cry emo kid cry
     Reply
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:

    Well this is good news

    You are hereby forgiven

    CoolHwhip smells like pigs


    NIGHT EVERYONE.

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    I really need sex

    Just like a fat kid needs cake.

    Someone sex me, please?
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: Who wants to sex Mutombo?


    /obligatory

    /shows self out

     Reply
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust:

    You have a huge dick?

    Reminds me of Taco Bell

    Cheesy Beefy Melt.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust:


    Quite interesting

    jgaugust hates haikus

    closet racism?

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!:
    I love Taco Bell
    But I don't want to eat dick
    It's complicated
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Does anyone else

    count syllables with fingers?

    I am retarded
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    @Karlifornia:

    I do frequently.

    It is my secret shame, now

    no longer secret.
     Reply
    Ailanthus-altissima was starred Ailanthus-altissima was unstarred
    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/01/09

    @Karlifornia: I use one hand for the 5. And for the 7 I count the inches on my...


    ...yeah never mind.

     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima:


    I feel less alone

    This world is a lonely place

    Done being emo

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @Karlifornia:


    You have caught me, bitch

    I am doing it right now

    I hope this is five

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @CoolHwhip:


    Forehead? It's ok. People can still be successful with massive foreheads.

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Saberhagendaaz
    Made me cry late last night
    And is now surprised
     Reply
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:


    It is not my fault

    That you had to take Plan-B

    Forgive me SweetTits

     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Saberhagendaaz:
    Saberhagendaaz
    I guess I can let it go
    Don't call me SweetTits
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:


    Call me anything

    Just so long as it is not

    Late for dinner, babe.

     Reply
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Saberhagendaaz:
    I hope you're cooking
    Because I suck at that
    Want a Hot Pocket?
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    I will not

    stop feeding my

    fat baby.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    God damn swine flu

    stealin' all of my bacon.

    Heart needs clogging.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Going Down Under?

    The Dingo ate your baby

    Australia's scary
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    Nibbles, spit out the comments so people can see my mediocre Haiku.


    Please?

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    @Shakεy: Agreed.
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    We're doing Haikus?

    So be it you crazy fucks.

    I suck at this shit.
     Reply
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    @CoolHwhip:

    Haikus can suck dick

    Like a protein-loving whore

    With ten STD's


    /am I doing it right?

     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @CoolHwhip: sooo preetttyyyy
    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: incredibly deep
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @CoolHwhip:
    David Letterman
    Is on my television
    I want to fuck him
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: Aim younger kiddo. You'll feel better after.
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:


    Send him a Top 10

    Expressing your devotion

    Settle for Leno?

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust: He's so adorable... don't judge!
    @Karlifornia: haahah that's awesome
    @CoolHwhip: JEALOUS
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    OK, here's another FMK
    Joy Behar
    Elizabeth Hasselbeck
    Sherri Sheppard
    AND GO
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of jgaugust jgaugust
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll:


    F: Elizabeth Hasselbeck

    K: Joy

    K: Sherri


    I don't think there's another option out there. Hasselbeck is actually cute, but she's also crackpot looney.

     Reply
    jgaugust was starred jgaugust was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @jgaugust: You're willing to fuck crazy? WOW
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: The crazies have a reputation of being good in bed...
     Reply
    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    In reply to Australian Rules Football Team Wants To Play By Really Different Rules
    I don't think comments are working, but I know that my brain isn't working, because if it was, I would have posted this video WAY earlier. I apologize.
     Reply
    Ailanthus-altissima was starred Ailanthus-altissima was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I have the strangest crush on Joey
     Reply
    MarissaExplainsItAll was starred MarissaExplainsItAll was unstarred
    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: OK, so I just said I hate Bono, which is true, but the song "In a little while" gets to me because it reminds me of Joey Ramone.

    (This is my shameful confession)
     Reply
    Ailanthus-altissima was starred Ailanthus-altissima was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: No shame, it's for Joey
     Reply
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    05/01/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: What do we need to do to make up, sweetheart?
     Reply
    Saberhagendaaz was starred Saberhagendaaz was unstarred
    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/01/09

    @Saberhagendaaz:

    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

    Make your comments a haiku

    Or I'll slit your scrote


    /not really though

     Reply
    Shakey was starred Shakey was unstarred
    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    05/01/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: I don't know.. you figure out what you can do...
     Reply
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