The Eastern Conference finals begin in Boston tomorrow night, and we can only beg this guy to have his prominent seats for all four Celtics home games. (And you just know there will be four.) We hope this guy can start a wacky playoff trend; all Celtics fans should be wearing these for all games.

Fan Unknowingly Holds Sign That Celebrates Own Toupee [The Sports Hernia]

A story we've been wanting to write for sometime involves the sad plight of the toupee maker. We don't know anyone under the age of 40 who would ever wear a toupee again; these days, it's easier just to shave it. Nobody minds, everyone understands, it even looks kind of cool. But there are hundreds of professional toupee makers, true craftsmen, who are losing business every year, presiding over a dying art form. It's one of those stories that's kind of fun and sad all at once.

Versus hockey analyst Brian Engblom, well, he's obviously over 40. And if you saw John Clayton on the NFL Draft preview coverage on ESPN, you know he's, uh, "under 40" as well. HD television has not done these men many favors.

Brian Engblom's Bozworth-Inspired Toupee Raises Ante On Kruk [The Sports Hernia]