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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/10/09

    In reply to The IOC Erases History
    You really think the chick who was only slightly less fast than the chick who was juicing at Sydney, and was herself caught juicing four years later at Athens, wasn't juicing at Sydney?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    Wow. BURN! I would not want to be a Nazi right about now!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    Meanwhile, German sports authorities are searching the five boroughs for rightful record-holders Ira Javelinstein and Jonah Shotputterman.
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    Image of Astronaut Mike Dexter Astronaut Mike Dexter
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    Oh, and sorry about the whole "trying to wipe out your entire race" thing, too.

    Also what America said to Jim Thorpe, minus the whole "trying to" part.
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    Image of HelloCleaner HelloCleaner
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    They also gave her an option: the medal, or grandma's old fillings.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/24/09

    @HelloCleaner: Yikes.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/24/09

    @HelloCleaner: Why not make the medal from the fillings?
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    Image of Whitey Fisk Whitey Fisk
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    I remember her from the brochure, "Famous Jewish Athletes" I read on an airplane.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    The high jump record is quite revered in Germany, because it doesn't involve a Pole.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    Spending every day walking over her own tits has helped her train for that big hurdles comeback.
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    Image of HelloCleaner HelloCleaner
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    Does Godwin's Law allow for any comments on this post at all? Besides the obligatory F1RST, of course (not claiming I am, or anything).
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    MarkKelsosMigraine promoted this comment Edited by HelloCleaner at 11/24/09 10:46 AM HelloCleaner was starred HelloCleaner was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/24/09

    @HelloCleaner: Ha! +1!!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Can there be a new law for how long it takes someone to bring up Godwin's law? We're through the looking glass, here.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/24/09

    @HelloCleaner: Pretty sure Godwin only applies to bringing up Nazis when it's not relevant.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis

    It's like Roman Polanski's life in reverse.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    "I used to hate everything German," she acknowledged.

    Suck it Nowitzki.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Old Woman Sticks It To Nazis
    Tragically, the record was recognized and immediately wiped off the books when it was revealed that Margaret's track suit had white piping.

    /Baltimore'd
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    Apparently, he has turned his aggression on people who still have their legs.

    Phew. Ron Santo will live to see another sunrise.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS, BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO BRUISE THEM
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    Image of PolishMafia PolishMafia
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    Also seen at the party:

    Matt, sitting on the front step
    Bob, in the swimming pool
    Art, just hanging around
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    Stev D promoted this comment PolishMafia was starred PolishMafia was unstarred
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