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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    Apparently, he has turned his aggression on people who still have their legs.

    Phew. Ron Santo will live to see another sunrise.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    HE DOESN'T HAVE LEGS, BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO BRUISE THEM
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    Image of PolishMafia PolishMafia
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    Also seen at the party:

    Matt, sitting on the front step
    Bob, in the swimming pool
    Art, just hanging around
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    NY POST headline: POGO DICK
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/15/09

    @Stev D: LEGOLOMANIAC
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/15/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: OSCAR THE GROUCH
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    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds

    Bipeds Turn Off Lights, Tell Snipers To Aim for "The Boing."
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    Bipeds? We're screwed.

    - Bud Selig
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    They call him "Blade Runner"? I bet he's seen c-beams sparkle off the Tannhauser Wheelchair-Lift Gate.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    ...IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED!
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    I suspect by 2012 South Africa will try to sneak a horse into the 400m.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    I guess his knee bone was connected to the think before you act bone.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    Hm... her leg, eh?

    -Shawne Merriman
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    She had every reason to be upset. Using Go-Go-Gadget arms to win at beer pong is just not cool.
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/15/09

    @Steve U: No, he was pissed when she suggested "Edward Fortyhands."
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    Image of The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen The Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society of Gentlemen
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    I look forward to the run of "Police Academy"-style movies about the South African track team, who are an interesting bunch.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    Seen "The Karate Kid" a few too many times, haven't we?

    I think that was obvious when he tried to befriend that wise old maintenance man in order to learn the nuances of track and field and ended up sodomized in a boiler room instead.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/15/09

    @ArkansasFred: +1!
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/15/09

    In reply to Legless Runner Declares War On Bipeds
    slammed the door ... on her leg

    Now that's very Boer-ish behavior.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/15/09

    @ScientificMapp: I don't think this story is a big deal. I just keep asking, so weto?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/15/09

    @ScientificMapp: Apartheid from the assault, he doesn't seem so bad.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/15/09

    @ScientificMapp: I heard he Veldt her up.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    09/15/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: I agree it's not a big deal, so why Botha?
     Reply
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