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Knicks Fan Sitting Near Tracy Morgan Really Does Not Want Anyone To…

Okay, so this guy doesn't want to be on TV, even if anybody who knows him would immediately recognize his checked shirt and bald spot. But why so shy in the first place? Playing hooky from work? Cheating on his wife? Hideously and improbably deformed? (Why buy courtside seats, then?) Maybe he is, after all, simply… » 1/11/12 9:19pm 1/11/12 9:19pm