Civilization's Over, Everybody, Because People Are Shitting On Trains

Hey, we had a pretty good run, right? Five thousand or so years of human civilization, and in that time we figured out writing, went to the moon, and developed Pizza Rolls. Not a bad run. Too bad it's over. How do we know it's over? Because people are shitting on trains. » 7/11/14 2:53pm 7/11/14 2:53pm