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    Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    Amusing: Kobe, at age 2t, still referred to his penis as his "thing". How mature.


    Sickening: The rest of the document. Facials, choking...geez Kobe, every bad porn cliche in the book. No matter how he went, at least David Carradine had some style points.

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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    This is much more titillating than reading Eddie Griffin's traffic citations.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    Mr. Bryant, you might have more money in the bank-- but those of us with easy access to different colors and styles of shirts, we are truly wealthy.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    So KSK has Sexy Friday and Deadspin has Rapey Friday?
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    "Hey Kobe, it's your agent. They've got another story on Deadspin about you."


    "Is it the Colorado thing again?


    "Yup."


    "Ahhhhh, fuck. Back to the jewellery store."

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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    See kids? Now you know how to properly approach Alex Rios for an autograph.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    My favorite part will always be the cop saying, "So, you meet an attractive girl and...."


    Bryant: "She wasn't that attractive."


    Comedy gold.

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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    You can download the entire 57-pg transcript FREE at rolltide.com
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    Did he try to paint his suite by jamming fireworks into a paint can? Because then I could see the motivation for revenge.
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    06/12/09

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    Detective Winters: Well, you're an adult, you're a man, you know the noble thing you need to do.


    I'm no detective, Mr. Winters, but if I'm interrogating a man because he allegedly raped a woman, then no. No, he probably doesn't know the noble thing he needs to do.

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    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    In my opinion...pants


    -Rebecca Lobo, on what makes her feel sexy.

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    06/12/09

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    Cohen: ...and see this, Mr. Daulerio? You can just scroll through multiple images in a post, easy as that. Neat, huh?

    Daulerio: What, you think you're hot shit just because you figured out the gallery feature? Go out and buy me some smokes, you little punk!

    Cohen: (runs scrambling from room)

    Daulerio: (clicking through gallery, smiling) Sniff. I love that little son of a bitch.
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    06/12/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    Duke sucks

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    06/12/09

    @Wrighteous: +1. Hilarious.
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    06/12/09

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    This will be perfect bedtime reading for when I tie up my kids for our garage campout this evening.
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    06/12/09

    In reply to Revisiting The Long, Unhappy Police Interview Of Kobe Bean Bryant
    Did you ever make the allegation that you like Vail, Colorado when you were having sex with her?


    What? No! Fuck man, no! I mean, raping a broad is one thing, I'll cop to that. But liking Colorado? Hell no, man.

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