Kevin Durant To Chris Paul After Jumper: "You're Down 20 Now, Homie"

The Oklahoma City Thunder beat the hell out of a shorthanded Clippers team today. The game was never really close, making it the kind of contest that's perfectly suited for some inspired trash talk. » 2/08/15 5:24pm 2/08/15 5:24pm

CFL Linebacker Talks Trash To Opponent During Halftime Interview

I'm not going to pretend to know anything about the CFL, but I will say that I am now a fan of BC Lions linebacker Solomon Elimimian. That's because during halftime of yesterday's game between the Lions and Calgary Stampeders, he did some great on-camera shit-talking. » 9/29/14 2:38pm 9/29/14 2:38pm

Greg Hardy Tells The Falcons To Get The Fuck Off His Field, Gets…

It was Week 4 when Matt Ryan told the Carolina Panthers to "get the fuck off of his field" at the conclusion of his team's dramatic victory over the lowly Panthers. Headed into this week's rematch, it became known that the Panthers were still agitated by Ryan's boasting, and were looking to get some revenge. » 12/10/12 3:35pm 12/10/12 3:35pm

Israeli Basketball Star Suspended For Calling Opponent A Nazi

Basketball trash-talking is universal, but there's a line. Guy Pnini, the captain of Israeli basketball's most famous and most successful team, genocided the fuck out of that line on Sunday, as his Maccabi Tel Aviv hosted crosstown rivals Hapoel. » 12/04/12 11:10am 12/04/12 11:10am

Osi Umenyiora Thinks RG3 Should Be Called Plain Old "Bob Griffin"

Osi Umenyiora is no stranger to antagonizing his NFC East foes. But yesterday on WFAN, he shifted his aim further down I-95, to a certain can't-miss superstar quarterback: » 7/26/12 12:45pm 7/26/12 12:45pm

The Meaning Of "Fuck Tom Brady," And The Genius Of Rex Ryan's…

Athletes talking shit to each other is hardly a new story. Every kid who ever played sports in high school knows that shit-talking is a time-honored tradition in competitive athletics. The winners shit-talk the losers; the losers shit-talk the winners; the fans shit-talk the players, shit-talk the other team's fans,… » 1/18/11 5:05pm 1/18/11 5:05pm

Somebody Send A Blogger To Vegas For Charity And Trash-Talking

Dan Levy of "On The Dan Levy" has a favor to ask: please help him decide which professional blogger should accompany him to Las Vegas over Super Bowl weekend. Your choices: Josh Zerkle or Matt Sebek. Your vote counts. [OnTheDanLevy] » 1/20/10 4:30pm 1/20/10 4:30pm

Texas Writer Eats Crow, Spits It In Alabama's Face

Even after his Longhorns' crushing defeat in the BCS title game, Austin's John Kelso still can't resist taking a few more (half-hearted) digs at the state of Alabama. They do make it really, really easy. [Earlier] » 1/12/10 2:30pm 1/12/10 2:30pm

Pot, Kettle Continue Historic Feud

Austin American-Statesman columnist (and assumed Longhorn fan) John Kelso breaks out his redneck joke book to preemptively needle Alabama fans. Tough talk from a state that lets steers vote. [Statesman/Huntsville Times] » 1/07/10 12:10pm 1/07/10 12:10pm

Star Spitting Is Worst Thing To Happen In Dallas Since Kennedy…

An Eagles fan/employee "defiled" Cowboys Stadium with a vicious (and viscous) attack on the city of Dallas, football fans, and basic human decency. He spit on the star at midfield. Twice. Hey, that artificial turf is expensive to steam clean! » 1/07/10 10:40am 1/07/10 10:40am

Austin Takes The Lead In Menstrual BCS Trash Talk

We're still two days away from the fake National Championship Game, but it's not to early for fans of Texas/Alabama to start hurling gross insults at each other. Unfortunately, Alabama's nickname makes it a little too easy for some. » 1/05/10 6:30pm 1/05/10 6:30pm

Having Eli Manning's Autograph More Humiliating Than Losing To Eli…

In the catalog of manufactured outrage, it's hard to think of a dumber example than Dallas players somehow being angry at Eli Manning for signing a wall in the new Cowboys Stadium. Plaster has never been so disrespected! » 12/04/09 12:30pm 12/04/09 12:30pm

Hated Rivals No Longer Allowed To Hate Each Other

BYU's Max Hall led his team to an incredible overtime win against hated rival Utah, but now he's been forced to apologize for hating his rival? I thought that was the whole point. » 11/30/09 1:00pm 11/30/09 1:00pm

Florida Puts Bulletin Board Material On Actual Bulletin Board

What's the secret to winning back-to-back BCS Championships? Photocopying anything anyone ever says about you and putting it on a giant freakin' wall, obviously. Oh, and some magic markers would help. » 6/23/09 9:30am 6/23/09 9:30am

LenDale White Wants To Beat Your Team, Take Your Girlfriend

It's been well-established that LenDale White says what he wants, when he wants. Apparently, what he wants now is to humiliate the UCLA Bruins, and one Bruin specifically—Maurice Jones-Drew. » 12/03/08 4:45pm 12/03/08 4:45pm

When All Else Fails, Imply That They're Gay

The war of words between Joey Porter and, oh, everybody went from moderately amusing barbs to junior high homosexual jokes, which is typical in the hypersensitive, homophobic world of professional football players. When Porter questioned the NFL allowing Jaguars receiver Matt Jones » 11/07/08 9:30am 11/07/08 9:30am to still play after he was allegedly…

It Ain't Easy Being Peezy...

Popcorn-muscled Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter picked a new target this week for his venomous trash-talk and this week's victim is Jacksonville Jaguars' receiver Matt Jones. You might remember when Jones was caught chopping a pile of cocaine in a pick-up truck in June » 11/06/08 12:00pm 11/06/08 12:00pm, as did Peezy, who had this to say about that…

Texas A&M Fans Take Online Trash Talking To Bizarre New Levels

Their football team may 2-5 and winless in their conference (and they haven't even played Oklahoma or Texas yet), but the Texas A&M boosters behind AggieReport.com are winning at least one battle this season. Their smack-talking YouTube videos are a surreal little slice of internet joy.They make very little sense,… » 10/23/08 11:30am 10/23/08 11:30am