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    FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case

    Meet Tristan Kingsley, The Super Bowl Porn Girl
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Some malcontents interrupted my Super Bowl feed with 30 seconds of Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you WOULDN'T understand. Things you COULDN'T understand. Things you SHOULDN'T understand.
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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    02/13/09

    @blastitbiggs: Do you have something you'd like to share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    We still have the FBI working on this stuff? It's 2009, I thought we'd have Robocops by now.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Holy s**t! Watch me play with myself!


    Don't worry, Rick. I stopped looking in your window an hour ago.

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    I Party With Smoot was starred I Party With Smoot was unstarred
    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Im not going to lie, I don't mind everyone asking how I feel about what happend or asking my opinion on it.


    In a shocking development, a porn star craves attention.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    I'm envisioning the FBI agent, holed up in dimly lit lab his lab watching the tape for clues when the surprisingly attractive secretary brings him a cup of coffee.


    "All this work don't you ever get tired?" She asks


    He looks up at her and says "No sugar" (removes glasses) "I can go all night"


    Bow-chicka-wow


    ***


    Upcoming scene from Cock Sucking Investigation, CSI: The Superblow files

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    Image of FlashIsBack FlashIsBack
    02/12/09

    @HockeyMountain: On the CBS: The Cock-Blowing Station!
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    02/12/09

    @FlashIsBack: ...the Mentalist...?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Tyler Durden approves.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    02/12/09

    @Karlifornia: I haven't seen this post before anywhere.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    02/12/09

    @FiveKidsDown: Give me a break, asshole. It's not even 11 yet.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    I want you to get me everything we have on this Stone fellow!


    -J. Edgar Hoover.

     Reply
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    That male porn star knew he shoulda picked a better stage name than David Koresh.
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    Image of Rock, Flag and Eagle Rock, Flag and Eagle
    02/12/09

    In reply to FBI To Tackle Baffling Super Bowl Porn Case
    Does this Porn Squad wear the standard porn-male outfit: over-sized Polo shirt and cargo shorts?
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    02/12/09

    @This.Is.Malcolm: No, they wear business suits, but for some reason they always hold their attach cases at crotch level, perpendicular to the ground, and ask if you want to see their briefs.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/03/09

    In reply to Meet Tristan Kingsley, The Super Bowl Porn Girl
    Interestingly, Ellis Hobbs has always given "Corn, and a change of race" as his reasons for attending Iowa State.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    02/03/09

    @Katni: Funny, I had a terrifying dream last night involving Rip Torn and a can of mace.
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    Image of the sieve the sieve
    02/03/09

    @Steve_U: Mine had somebody named Bjorn singing Ace of Base.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/03/09

    @the sieve: Something something Jackie Treehorn something something punched in the face.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    02/03/09

    In reply to Meet Tristan Kingsley, The Super Bowl Porn Girl
    My favorite quote from Tristan:
    On one hand, I'm completely apologetic to the families whose kids were exposed to the clip. I have kids myself and would never subject them to a porn movie.
    You've guarenteed them a hellish high school experience. Once one of your kids' classamates finds his dad's old hard drive....


    Wait a sec, did she say "kids" as in plural?

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    Image of Katni Katni
    02/03/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: Huh. Guess Spud will have to revise his comment to "15".
     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/03/09

    In reply to Meet Tristan Kingsley, The Super Bowl Porn Girl
    We're looking at the future Mrs. Tommy Lee du jour.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/03/09

    In reply to Meet Tristan Kingsley, The Super Bowl Porn Girl
    She's illin' like the M.O.B., but in her case, it's probably just the AIDS.
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    Image of The Fan’s Attic The Fan’s Attic
    02/03/09

    In reply to Meet Tristan Kingsley, The Super Bowl Porn Girl
    Vegas is not accepting bets on whether Tristan was neglected by her father anymore.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/03/09

    @The Fan's Attic: Just like they don't take bets on whether the sun will come up tomorrow.
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    ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
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