Meet February Smith. She likes pounding beers, is multi-orgasmic and majored in "West Coast Offense" at USC. She has a fetish for out-of-shape, not-famous guys with body hair.
from the article: Sure, she can pull off the look (just do her hair and her makeup and put her in the passenger seat of a Coupe de Ville) and the poise (watch Betty Draper any Sunday night), but that’s not her.
Whenever I see Troy play I have an over welming urge to pull his hair. It is a good thing that January and I are not invited to the same Halloween parties or I would be arrested for some violent sexual hair pulling assault.
I still think this cunt and her lawyer are only ratcheting everything up during the season so Ben will fold and pay the settlement.
As for the Pittsburgh girls line, so says the man whose never been there. And their even hotter then normal girls since their Steeler's fans. -1 to anyone posting that old ass picture of Bens biggest fan, that bitch was from the South and you all know it. Pitt has too many hills for girls to get that large.
That Pittsburgh girl line... That is SO funny. What a witty, imaginative writer you are! So clever and original! How do you do it? Where do you come up with such fresh material? Because like you're saying Pittsburgh girls are so ugly Ben couldn't find a single one to fuck in the whole city. Now that's cutting edge. You're taking sports writing into an exciting new direction. You're a visionary. And so hysterical. Oh my God, I do believe I've wet myself.
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Mark Sanchez and Chad Henne: you're on notice
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And he knows he's gonna have fun with you
(You lucky lady)
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As for the Pittsburgh girls line, so says the man whose never been there. And their even hotter then normal girls since their Steeler's fans. -1 to anyone posting that old ass picture of Bens biggest fan, that bitch was from the South and you all know it. Pitt has too many hills for girls to get that large.
09/11/09
That Pittsburgh girl line... That is SO funny. What a witty, imaginative writer you are! So clever and original! How do you do it? Where do you come up with such fresh material? Because like you're saying Pittsburgh girls are so ugly Ben couldn't find a single one to fuck in the whole city. Now that's cutting edge. You're taking sports writing into an exciting new direction. You're a visionary. And so hysterical. Oh my God, I do believe I've wet myself.
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