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    Troy Aikman Soon To Be Disappointed By What Real World Has To Offer

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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06/14/09

    In reply to Troy Aikman Soon To Be Disappointed By What Real World Has To Offer
    PS: Aikman is paid to speak in public. AKA he's a person used to addressing large audiences, and he's supposed to be interesting and engaging. That's his job, right?


    So who does UCLA get to be the commencement keynote speaker at the event that Aikman will already be at?


    The guitarist from Linkin Park.


    ...Fire Troy Aikman.

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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06/14/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: To be fair, he was only there because James Franco (the other kid from Spiderman) left them hanging.


    However, this does not explain why they thought James Franco had enough social relevance to give a commencement speech at a major university.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/14/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: He's a UCLA grad and starred in an Oscar winning movie. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that that is why they picked him.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06/14/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: He actually dropped out after 1 year at UCLA, further adding to my questions about why they would pick him.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    06/14/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: He graduated: [www.google.com]
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/14/09

    In reply to Troy Aikman Soon To Be Disappointed By What Real World Has To Offer
    Aikman's Mom: Troy, I'm so proud of you. I never thought you would graduate!


    Aikman: You're absolutely right, Mom.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    Meanwhile, JC Pearson and Matt Vasgersian have to travel by rickshaw.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    If you get anally raped your first day in prison, it is much more likely that you will wind up getting anally raped during your time in prison.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    I'm just glad my taxpayer dollars aren't paying for Glazer, Strahan and Menefee's exploits.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    Meanwhile Pam Oliver get to ride in the Diablo with no rear windows.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    Former Major League catchers are statistically more likely to get gang raped after going to prison.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    What's with these stat guys and illegal activities? First Tony Reali gets busted running heroin for the Yakuza, and now this.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    His instructions were simple: look for every whorehouse, outhouse, henhouse and doghouse in a thirty mile radius.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    I thought the US Marshals were too busy chasing Richard Kimble.
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    01/12/09

    @Mr. Praline: "Hi Mr. McCarver, I'm your escort for the evening."


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    Image of Bob Mantz Bob Mantz
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    Sometimes I don't know what goes through that guy's (Aikman) head.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    01/12/09

    @Bob Mantz: beaten by a 'booker. the shame of it all
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    ...and lead motorcades for Buck and Tim McCarver during the 2007 World Series.


    The next time they do this, who wants to take the location on the grassy knoll? Someone already has called dibs on the book depository.

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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    "The thing about this, Joe, is we're being shuttled around illegally by this fella here. And if he goes to prison, he's going to be incarcerated in a prison cell. And that's just not where you wanna be.."
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    ...to shuttle around Buck, McCarver and Aikman.


    It was all just a misunderstanding that arose after Aikman asked Buck for a hummer.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/12/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    Apparently the "M" stands for "Marshall", not "Military". Who knew.

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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    01/12/09

    In reply to Unfortunately, Tim McCarver Will Not Go To Prison Because Of This
    Thats just disgusting.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    01/12/09

    @crazyjoedavola: I don't know what's going through his head
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