Troy Tulowitzki To Have Season-Ending Hip Surgery

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Troy Tulowitzki Went To A Yankees Game And Everyone's Freaking Out

Troy Tulowitzki will be in another uniform next year. That's not to impress you with my predictive abilities, or to rub it in for Rockies fans, or to make some kind of observation about small-market teams' inability to keep their homegrown stars. It's just a statement of fact. As in: the sun will come up tomorrow,… » 7/28/14 10:30am 7/28/14 10:30am

The Rockies Misspelled Troy Tulowitzki's Name On Jersey Giveaway Night

It's Free Troy Tulowizki Shirt Day at Coors Field, guys! Somehow, some way, the Colorado Rockies had themselves a Troy Tulowitzki Jersey Day and misspelled the man's goddamned name. The only thing they had to do was slap his name on a shirt and they fucked it up. Come on, Rockies. » 7/26/14 7:14pm 7/26/14 7:14pm

Man Holding Kid Casually Catches Troy Tulowitzki's Home Run Ball

Troy Tulowitzki's two-run homer in today's Rockies-Giants game created a solid Father's Day moment for one man in the stands. Catching a home run with one bare hand while carrying a kid was no big deal to this dude. » 6/15/14 6:05pm 6/15/14 6:05pm

You Can't Really Get Troy Tulowitzki Out Right Now

Troy Tulowitzki hit two more home runs last night, bringing his season total to nine, ballooning his slash line to .408/.512./.786, and raising his fWAR to a league-leading 3.1. Those cartoonish numbers speak for themselves, and are bound to regress, but Tulo is doing things he's never done before in his career, and… » 5/06/14 12:59pm 5/06/14 12:59pm

Jose Fernandez Isn't Fair

Here's Marlins phenom Jose Fernandez throwing Troy Tulowitzki a curveball so vicious that it briefly turned the all-star shortstop into an overmatched little leaguer. » 8/26/13 11:41am 8/26/13 11:41am

Why Baseball Needs Troy Tulowitzki

On Monday night, the Colorado Rockies lost to the Blue Jays. Despite getting a strong effort from starter Jorge De La Rosa, the Rockies just couldn't muster any offense—they went 0-for-8 with runners in scoring position—and eventually fell 2-0. Tuesday, they scored three runs and lost. Wednesday, two runs, another… » 6/21/13 2:45pm 6/21/13 2:45pm

Yes, Troy Tulowitzki Did Have A Mullet When He Was An Adorable Child

We've always been big fans Troy Tulowitzki's once-prodigious mullet (bring it back, Troy!), but until today, we had no idea that it was also an homage to Tulo's younger days. Thanks to the Colorado Rockies' Instagram account, though, we can now enjoy this picture of a mulleted, 8-year-old version of Tulo. » 4/25/13 3:16pm 4/25/13 3:16pm

This Photo Of Troy Tulowitzki And The Rockies' Trainer Is Not What It…

In the eighth inning last night, Rockies shortstop Troy Tulowitzki was standing on the top step of the dugout when he took a foul ball from Dexter Fowler off his left leg. Tulowitzki told the Denver Post the leg went numb and that he thought it might have been broken, but X-rays were negative. Tulowitzki has a deep… » 5/15/12 10:50am 5/15/12 10:50am

Here Is The Much-Ballyhooed Ubaldo Jimenez Plunking Of Troy Tulowitzki

Earlier this afternoon, tensions ran high between the Cleveland Indians and the Colorado Rockies when Ubaldo Jimenez drilled his former teammate, Troy Tulowitzki. Tulo immediately dropped his bat and made toward the mound and Jimenez decided to meet him halfway. Benches cleared and not much else happened, but here… » 4/02/12 12:33am 4/02/12 12:33am

Troy Tulowitzki Scores From First On A Bloop Single, Miguel Tejada…

I guess what we're saying is that Tulo always hustles, while Tejada is looking to top the Tater Tot Tracker charts. » 6/29/11 10:45am 6/29/11 10:45am

Guy Without Arms or Legs Swims the English Channel

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 9/19/10 9:00am 9/19/10 9:00am

Troy Tulowitzki's Monster Month Undermined With A Dirty Song

Tulo hit his 10th and 11th home runs of the month yesterday and is leading the way for the surging Rockies. However, overshadowing Carlos Gonzalez's spectacular season is a real dick move. [Music via David Bartholomew] » 9/16/10 4:15pm 9/16/10 4:15pm

Vin Scully Doesn't Understand Your Newfangled Haircut, Troy Tulowitzki

In the 6th inning of last night's Rockies-Dodgers game, Vin Scully decided to carefully examine Troy Tulowitzki's hairstyle after learning it is called a mullet, which to Scully had always been—and always will be—a type of fish. Listen. [Wezen-Ball] » 8/19/10 12:45pm 8/19/10 12:45pm