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    Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium

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    Image of Dr. Spaceman, Esq. Dr. Spaceman, Esq.
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    World basic cable premier, only on the Flopz channel! Brought to you by Axe body spray and TJ Maxx - your source for irregular Ed Hardy shirts!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    I heard that with Tucker Max you strap yourself in and FEEL THE G'S!

    Or was that someone else?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    Definitely changes the meaning of "getting swamp-ass," though.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    Does this girl giving him a prostate massage with the end zone pylon count as sex?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    You know every time I hear of or see Tucker Max I think of the words of a wise and great philosopher:

    Look at it this way: Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
    And it doesn't take you very long to spot one of them does it? Take you about eight seconds.
    You'll be listening to some guy...you say..."this guy is fucking stupid!"
    Then...then there are some people, their not stupid...their full of shit. Huh?
    That doesn't take very long to spot either, does it? Take you about the same amount of time.
    You'll be listening to some guy..and saying, "well, he's fairly intelligent......ahht, he's full of shit!"
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    Has anyone checked Erin Andrews's blog to see what she was up to last night?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    "I mean this figuratively. I had this dream where I was this proud little light rail train who drove a little way into a tunnel under a mountain, and then reversed and came back out again. It was weird because the mountain was trying to stifle laughter, because a huge freight train drove way farther into the tunnel the day before and the mountain barely noticed the light rail train."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    What a Dickie Greenleaf.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    This guy is like every Maxim Magazine advice column set in motion.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    And of course I have pics, because without those, I know the butthurt Gators would try to call BS

    In addition to the above photo, I now provide you the undeniable proof of said coitus! It's irrefutable!!!1!
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    The Greatest Ho on Turf.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    I mean this literally

    Thanks for clarifying. I would have had a bitch of a time figuring out what this meant allegorically.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    08/25/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: He "snuck" into the "stadium" and fucked "her" in the "end zone."
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    Image of MidwestCoastBias MidwestCoastBias
    08/25/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: It's all a metaphor--the girl is his hand, snuck into stadium = parents' restroom without them noticing, south end zone = downstairs basement, goal posts = pants hanging on clothesline to dry...very simple, really.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    08/25/09

    @MidwestCoastBias: Hmm. In my understanding of this metaphor, the girl is my brain, and Tucker Max is the dick.
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    Image of MidwestCoastBias MidwestCoastBias
    08/25/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: Given the size of Tucker Max's dickishness...I hope you have a will prepared. And +100, you killed this post--hard to comment that many times and be funny each time.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    Dear Jesus, can Arturo Gatti's ex wife please meet this guy? Thanks a bunch! Your friend, the world.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/25/09

    In reply to Cohort Of Talented Mr. Roto Allegedly Fornicates At Ben Hill Griffin Stadium
    I always trust a story that begins with "I mean this literally."
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    08/25/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: "I figuratively fucked her on the goal line of Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. Ya know?"
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