"I'm 38 Years Old, Baby": Things Rasheed Wallace Said, Did, And Pointed…

Rasheed Wallace: lover, fighter, hilarious training camp invitee, and talker of the best trash in the NBA. On Tuesday, he yelled "Yeah, Aflac!" at Aaron Afflalo after Afflalo bricked a free throw; last night, he yelled everything at everybody after they did anything. Here is your courtside Sheed experience for a game… » 11/17/12 11:30am 11/17/12 11:30am

Justin Bieber Fan Defaces Rick Rypien Memorial In Vancouver, Faces…

The American Civil War was fought over slavery and states' rights. The Canadian Civil War will naturally be fought between supporters' of the country's two pastimes: hockey and Justin Bieber. » 10/11/12 10:55am 10/11/12 10:55am

When the girl got home from the concert, she logged on to find all these and many, many more. She protected, then…

Why Did Lance Armstrong Tweet Out The Cell Phone Number Of Some Random…

We've all seen it by now: Lance Armstrong's odd tweet, containing what looks to be his cell phone number. We figured it was the same old, same old—a direct message, mistakenly broadcast to the world. Annoying, in that he'd probably need to change his number, but funny for the rest of us. » 9/13/12 7:10pm 9/13/12 7:10pm

Special Edition Jose Canseco Tweet As Motivational Poster

This is a new feature where we celebrate Jose Canseco by creating motivational posters out of his actual tweets. We believe it is in this context that the world can best appreciate our favorite Bash Brother. » 2/26/12 6:18pm 2/26/12 6:18pm

Today In Jose Canseco Tweets As Motivational Posters

This is a new feature where we celebrate Jose Canseco by creating motivational posters out of his actual tweets. We believe it is in this context that the world can best appreciate our favorite Bash Brother. » 2/26/12 10:45am 2/26/12 10:45am

The Stupidest Tweets Of The Super Bowl

There are people who watch the Super Bowl despite not knowing shit about football. This much is obvious. If these people are smart (which they are, inevitably, not, else they'd know something about football) they keep their mouths shut. » 2/10/12 9:30am 2/10/12 9:30am

Ukrainian Women's Rights Activists Protest Legalizing Prostitution By…

Makes sense to everyone, right? The group, Femen ("Femen has established an international reputation for staging semi-naked protests in Ukraine and abroad."), held the naked demonstration outside Kiev's Olympic Stadium. They claim that UEFA is attempting to legalize prostitution during the 2012 European Championship. » 12/03/11 5:00pm 12/03/11 5:00pm

"This Is Almost Like A Modern Day Crucifixion": Penn State Players…

Last night, the members of the Penn State football team watched the man who more than likely played a major role in bringing them to Happy Valley get unceremoniously canned. While thousands of other students took to the streets to tip over news vans and get pepper-sprayed, the current Nittany Lions elected to share… » 11/10/11 6:50pm 11/10/11 6:50pm

This Evening: Logan Morrison, Intentional Dong

Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 14, the day the hipster cop came to save the day. Photo via Twitter. And yes, he knew we would post this. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/14/11 7:35pm 10/14/11 7:35pm