On Patrick Kane's Injury

The Blackhawks announced that Kane will undergo surgery to repair a fractured wrist. We were inundated with requests to investigate, because PK is a favorite around these parts. » 7/15/11 4:25pm 7/15/11 4:25pm

Beer In The Stanley Cup Looks Like Piss: More From The Patrick Kane…

Would you believe it's been a year, to the week, of the Blackhawks capturing the most famous trophy in all of professional sports? To remind you what Vancouver and Boston are playing for, here are a couple new photos from Patrick Kane's time with the Stanley Cup. » 6/03/11 12:00pm 6/03/11 12:00pm

What These New Patrick Kane Photos Tell Us About Fame And The Perils Of…

These are previously unseen photos of Patrick Kane and a pair of fellow Blackhawks celebrating with the Stanley Cup last summer. To be clear, there is absolutely nothing wrong with celebrating the greatest accomplishment in the sport, and they can't be criticized (except perhaps for drinking Bud Light out of the… » 3/01/11 11:05am 3/01/11 11:05am

Did Patrick Kane Have A Two-Day Hangover? (UPDATE)

Patrick Kane missed Blackhawks practice Monday and Tuesday with "flulike symptoms." The team wouldn't elaborate, but flulike symptoms might consist of nausea, vomiting, chills, aches, weakness, diarrhea. What else could cause those? Maybe, just maybe, throwing down at a Chicago bar on Sunday. » 2/18/11 1:55pm 2/18/11 1:55pm

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Patrick Kane Is More Alcohol Than Man At This Point

It's apparently Patrick Kane week here at Deadspin. So please accept this dump of assorted drunken sightings of the Blackhawks hero tooling around with Jimmy Buffett, rocking the flat-brimmed Reds cap, and getting "iced." » 8/16/10 4:30pm 8/16/10 4:30pm

Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls On

That crazy kid puts down the Twlight books for a second to bring the Cup to Wrigleyville watering hole Moe's Cantina. Drinking out of the cup, and using it to pick up chicks? You betcha. » 8/16/10 12:00pm 8/16/10 12:00pm

Reader Submits Alleged Post-Coital Photo Of Patrick Kane

Email accompanying this photo circulating around Chicago area: "My co-worker's friend hooked up with Patrick Kane last week... and took a picture to prove it. Apparently, he was only so-so in bed." » 6/23/10 2:00pm 6/23/10 2:00pm

Patrick Kane: A Portrait In Inebriation

Via NBC Chicago, here's a compilation of Kaner during the Blackhawks' victory parade today in Chicago. Watch him chug champagne, catch crowd beers, drink from the Cup, and slur his speech with the moxie of a 10-year veteran. Video inside. » 6/11/10 4:00pm 6/11/10 4:00pm

Hockey Players Have Surprisingly Average, If Hairless Bodies

As a nice middle-of-the-road counterpoint to the flab of Terrence Cody and the idealized manhood of Greg Oden, here are some Blackhawks shirtless in a limo. » 1/27/10 2:30am 1/27/10 2:30am

Patrick Kane Reminds You Why You Should Never Take A Cab Ride In Buffalo

The Blackhawks winger was charged with two counts of felony second-degree robbery and the always popular "criminal mischief" after punching a cab driver and stealing his money. Hey, when you grow up in Buffalo 20 cents is worth the effort. » 8/10/09 2:30pm 8/10/09 2:30pm