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A Semi-Comprehensive List Of Everything Tyler Perry Pretends To Do In …

Tyler Perry, tired (temporarily) of wearing dresses in his own movies, stars tomorrow in Alex Cross, playing the titular character of James Patterson's series of novels. Here is a semi-comprehensive list of everything Tyler Perry pretends to do in Alex Cross, in order. Spoilers abound. » 10/18/12 6:15pm 10/18/12 6:15pm