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    Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    Bulls win! Bulls win!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    and Vinny Del Negro cannot possibly be the name of someone who isn't ethically bankrupt.


    Really, you wanted to get started on people's names. Ms. Moe Tkacik?

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/18/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Sounds like an obese truck driver with a chronic flatulence problem.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    1) This Bulls - Celtics game is ridiculous.

    2) Derrick Rose is ridiculously good.

    3) Joakim Noah is ridiculously dumb.
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    Image of The Boy Wonder The Boy Wonder
    04/18/09

    @Brazil Thrill: 4) Rajon Rondo has negative trapezius muscles.
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    Image of Signal to Noise Signal to Noise
    04/18/09

    @Brazil Thrill: a million dollars worth of hair on a ten-cent head on that play.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    04/18/09

    @Brazil Thrill:


    Yup.

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/18/09

    @The Boy Wonder: And yet somehow, he is unbelievably good.
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    Image of FrankDuxDisciples FrankDuxDisciples
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    Joikim Noah just said "what?"
    Sphinctersayswhat?
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/18/09

    @FrankDuxDisciples: Joakim Noah is quite possibly one of the most annoying basketball players I've ever seen.
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    Image of carig carig
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    I never want to hear anyone complaining about Waxing Off again.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/18/09

    @carig: Deal. Just so long as you don't mind reading complaints about Waxing Off in the comments.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    So Chicago is lucky Moe Tkacik thinks Glen Davis is a flamboyant homosexual.


    Names imply people are 'ethically bankrupt' and if you are from the notoriously corrupt state that is Louisiana, you are automatically subject to ridicule.


    Also, Tyrus Thomas's down low name is Tyrus Tucker.

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    Image of ThePiratesFan ThePiratesFan
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    Can I get a caption for this (and not banned and such)


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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/18/09

    @ThePiratesFan: Coyote Unfunny?
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    And Boris Diaw was Tony Parker's best man. Furthermore, Manu Ginobili and Josh Howard play Chutes and Ladders on Tuesdays. Rip Hamilton and Mo Williams are in a fantasy NASCAR league. Rajon Rondo and Kirk Hinrich sold nuclear secrets to North Korea.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    Needs more rohypnol.
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    Image of Lizabelle Lizabelle
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    Anyone got any weed? That's the only way any of this shit is going to make sense.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/18/09

    @Lizabelle: No, that doesn't do it either.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    /Sigh.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    And I'm pretty sure Vinny gave Jimmy V cancer too.
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    Image of J-Animal J-Animal
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    Derrick Rose will do a crossover and break the ankles of your conspiracy theory.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/18/09

    @J-Animal: Tequila Rose will make your conspiracy theory taste like shit.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    Or maybe Big Baby has just learned a thing or two from Bill Belichick.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/18/09

    In reply to Chicago: Just Lucky? Or Something More Sinister?
    It's not like we don't know how to fix a sporting event around here.
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