Let's Listen To Joey Votto Scream "Fuck!" Over And Over Again

Joey Votto was struck out by Ubaldo Jimenez in the first inning of yesterday's Indians-Reds game. He was not happy about that, as evidenced by this torrent of fucks. Enjoy all the fucks. » 5/28/13 6:27pm 5/28/13 6:27pm

Every Baseball Fan Can Appreciate This Video Of CB Bucknor Taking A…

Given that CB Bucknor's been named "Worst MLB Umpire" by pro ballplayers three times, it's a sure bet most fans don't think much of the ump, either. (Your reaction to our Better Know An Umpire on Bucknor backs that up.) So here's your chance to revel in some CB misery, as he takes an Ubaldo Jimenez fastball square… » 7/19/12 4:30pm 7/19/12 4:30pm

The Rockies Are Losing Because They Were Mean To Ubaldo Jimenez, Idiot…

The Colorado Rockies have been awful this year. For example: Jamie Moyer was the team's most reliable starting pitcher for a good chunk of the season. After they ditched Moyer, Jeff Francis came back for the lamest return-of-the-prodigal-son ever (he gave up eight earned runs in less than four innings in his first… » 6/11/12 6:30pm 6/11/12 6:30pm

Here Is The Much-Ballyhooed Ubaldo Jimenez Plunking Of Troy Tulowitzki

Earlier this afternoon, tensions ran high between the Cleveland Indians and the Colorado Rockies when Ubaldo Jimenez drilled his former teammate, Troy Tulowitzki. Tulo immediately dropped his bat and made toward the mound and Jimenez decided to meet him halfway. Benches cleared and not much else happened, but here… » 4/02/12 12:33am 4/02/12 12:33am

Only Peyton Could Make A Badass Visor Look Goofy

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 8/05/10 9:45am 8/05/10 9:45am

Someone Just Told Julio Borbon He Has To Spend 14 Innings In Detroit

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 7/20/10 9:30am 7/20/10 9:30am

Potential Vandals Beware: There Are Witnesses

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 7/09/10 9:15am 7/09/10 9:15am

The Summer Of '68, The Best Days Of Our Lives

MLB hurlers are doing things on the mound not seen since the Year Of The Pitcher, before the mound was lowered from the heavens and pitchers were made mere mortals. This is a good thing, right? Right?? » 6/22/10 12:35pm 6/22/10 12:35pm

Night On Ubaldo Mountain

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 4/18/10 11:00am 4/18/10 11:00am