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New York, 2:44 PM
Tue Nov 10
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10/14/09
He got that sage advice from Zane Grey.
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- Compare Wooden's age to Joe Paterno
- Compare Wooden's age to John McCain
- Suggest Wooden was alive during some historical event -- say, the Civil War or the Fall of Rome.
- Make a "Dirty Sanchez" joke (may not happen in this thread)
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Maybe not the Fall or Rome but he was coaching at UCLA when California still belonged to the Mexicans.
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he's already 99, I thought, as young army-men in the Spanish-American War, Wooden, McCain, and JoePa, otherwise known as the Three Amigos, were able to track down and bury the Mexican Army General Juan Sanchez in a planned mudslide, so that he was forever remembered as "The great Dirty Sanchez"
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09/21/09
Looks like a good week of Failgate, but I still can't bear to read all those fucking long-winded stories.
09/21/09
Turbo and Ozone disagree.
09/21/09
No, they are just trying to figure out if you where the same guy they saw face down in Lot 60 earlier in the year. Or the guy doing 5 story Beer bongs on Breese Terrace the week before that.
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09/21/09
Cheesy North Face down coat to the rescue!
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