Candace and I are alumni of the same HS. She may be younger, prettier, have a national title or two, and on the cover of a magazine, but my tits are better. So I have that going for me, which is nice.
@Her?: Hey, what's that supposed to mean? I am a townie by now around here. I tend to say things like, "It was much better here before the last 100,000 or so showed up." And I have been in the VFW. You are not a Napervillian until you have been in the V.
Elway's Bitch is spot-on. Until female athletes start getting involved in a variety of scandals/shootings/drugs, nobody's going to care, and even then, it won't be for anything having to do with the actual sport they're playing.
Instead of cheerleaders, the Mercury employs a bunch of little dancing heathens. Oh shit.. I forgot about those clowns. True story: several years ago my (now) brother-in-law was rooming with a member of the Mercury's dance squad. They were both going to ASU at the time. I met him, and a couple other members of the squad. The only words to describe these prototype douchebags (this was before the DB term got overused): Narcissitic fucks!
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Also spot-on about that asshat McDaniels. Sheesh.
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Oh shit.. I forgot about those clowns. True story: several years ago my (now) brother-in-law was rooming with a member of the Mercury's dance squad. They were both going to ASU at the time. I met him, and a couple other members of the squad. The only words to describe these prototype douchebags (this was before the DB term got overused): Narcissitic fucks!
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Post-op?
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Oh, so Weintraub's extended stay was just to fill the Jew quotient?
Now I understand.
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I go to Gallery Place when I want my iPod stolen by a high school sophomore.
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I think that may have been genius.
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I felt the same way about church.
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Nods.
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