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    Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles

    Rearranging the World Order
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    Legitimate question:


    Where on the "Total Dud/Totally Epic" scale does this game fall?


    /Played soccer (badly), but rarely watches.

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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    gol?
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    Where to watch online for free? Channelsurfing.net doesn't seem to be working today.
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    05/27/09

    @MrRedDevil: gol gol gol gol goooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    Anybody else hyperventilating?
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    05/27/09

    @MrRedDevil: Yeah, it started at about 6:15 this morning when I woke up, took the hound for a drag and realized that it was Tommy Smyth's last match today. Then I rememberd that United's playing, and I've been jittery and hyperventilating ever since.
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    Also, there have been at least two stabbings in Rome today because of this game


    If I were in Rome, I'd try to commit some stabbings, too. Have you seen Italian women?

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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    COME ON YOU RED DEVILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    05/27/09

    @MrRedDevil: Yeah, what he said.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    Good luck finding ClintonPortishead's marble collection. They are lodged firmly up his ass.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/27/09

    @Shakey: You sniffing glue again, Shakes?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/27/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Tell me something better to do and I'll do it. In the meantime, don't you dare separate me from my Elmer's.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    "May God guide you in your refereeing of today's importa...wait, you're not Jewish, are you?"


    "No, Your Holiness.


    "Oh, good. Otherwise, I have ten Lira in my pocket to make sure Barcelona wins."

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    Gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal:


    To utilize my skillset in a way that will enable me to continue to grow both personally and professionally.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/27/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    The Pope was a big Madrid fan, at least while Franco was in power.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/27/09

    @Hatey McLife: He was a huge fan of Pan's Labrynth, but thought the ending was too depressing.


    What? No! Not the part where the girl gets shot...the part where the Communists win.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    So if this is soccer Christmas, would the UEFA Cup final then be soccer Chanukkah?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    Man, back in Gregory XI's day, this shit would have led to a schism!
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    ...one of the victims being an American who was mistaken for being British. Man, U.S. citizens just can't catch a break over there.


    Coming this fall, from Devils' Films: Amanda Knox, in "Italian Stabbin'!"

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    Image of Chazz_Goodtimes Chazz_Goodtimes
    05/27/09

    In reply to Barcelona and Manchester United Fight Over World's Remaining Marbles
    Nope. Still super lame and boring to watch.
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    Image of LingeringBursitis LingeringBursitis
    05/27/09

    @Chazz_Goodtimes: Congrats! You're a xenophobe.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    05/27/09

    @LingeringBursitis: Definitely. Non-interest in a sport played by a bunch of crybabies and floppers with sparse scoring and intermittent action is a sure sign of biggotry.
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    05/27/09

    @Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: But enough about the NBA...
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