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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/18/09

    In reply to Los Angeles: Where Football Goes To Die
    Word on the street is the the first 54 Jim Fassels couldn't coach either.
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    11/18/09

    @Karlifornia: nevermind
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/18/09

    @Gravy: Oh, come on. What'd you say? I'm dying to know.
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    10/29/09

    In reply to UFL Actively And Proudly Destroying Letters From Fans
    Also obliterated from existence without a human being setting eyes on it - JP Losman's career. #ufl
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/29/09

    In reply to UFL Actively And Proudly Destroying Letters From Fans
    Last time I saw uniforms like that, I was having a fever dream in an opium den on the hazy shores of Kowloon. #ufl
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    10/29/09

    @AzureTexan: I thought it was the Mighty Morphin' Power Linebackers. #ufl
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/29/09

    @norbizness: It's possible that the Power Linebackers were playing an exhibition game against the Kowloon Opium Alkaloids. Who can say? #ufl
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    Image of Beer-Fart Beer-Fart
    10/29/09

    @AzureTexan: J. Peterman, is that you? #ufl
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/29/09

    @Beer-Fart: The horror! #ufl
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    Yeah but people see billboards.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    "UFL Players Are Basically Just Human"

    Every UFL player sheds a single tear and says "thank you" out loud for noticing that they exist.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    Frankly, this is an insult to all the hard working guys who wear sandwich boards outside of car washes and suit emporiums. Why, just this morning, painted on plywood in broken english, I learned I could get a designer suit for $25!
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    Ted Cottrell: "Why do our helmets say 'Escort Service?'"

    Leonardo Leonardo: "Well, actually it's supposed to be 'Leonardo's Plumbing and Heating and Escort Service,' but it's eight cents a letter."
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    ...because here at the UFL, dynamic market synergy with a focus on proactive client-based advertising isn't just a buzz phrase.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    Hey, is that guy related to Randee?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    David Wright is going to make a KILLING this season.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    "Um, Coach Cullen? That's not the type of exposure we were talking about."
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    Man, you must really like Tide.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/09/09

    In reply to UFL Players Are Basically Just Human Billboards
    Unfortunately, their primary sponsor is Chicks with Dicks magazine.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/09/09

    @Steve U: Secondary sponsor?

    ExtraSmallCondoms.biz
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/09/09

    @David Hume: Now that's synergy.
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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    08/13/09

    In reply to The UFL Might Actually Be A Practical Joke
    One nice thing about it? No sudden-death OT. If the coin toss winning team scores, the other team has one last possession to score back.

    Thus the game isn't won on a flippin' coin toss.
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    Image of GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven
    08/13/09

    In reply to The UFL Might Actually Be A Practical Joke
    I've seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo that are more organized than this.
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