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PETA And Skynet Team Up To Take On U Of Georgia
Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke

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manadajigity
11/25/09

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The last time someone thought a robot version of a mascot was a good idea, this happened:
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Can I Borrow a Feeling
11/25/09

@manadajigity: I'm pretty sure that image is the last thing you see before you die.
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The Gizmo from Pismo
11/25/09

In reply to PETA And Skynet Team Up To Take On U Of Georgia
Well....doesn't killing the dogs in the shelter also control the overpopulation problem? Why just stop the dogs being taken from a breeder?
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UGAdawg
11/24/09

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PETA doesn't realize that Uga's come from the same family line. Plus any bulldog lucky enough to become Uga is treated VERY well. They are like royalty in the state of Georgia. PETA needs to shut up and start telling it's nude models to get off the street. Poor things. How could an organization treat humans so poorly. Those ladies need clothes on for God's sake.
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twoeightnine
11/25/09

@UGAdawg: He has risen!
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UGAdawg
11/25/09

@twoeightnine: Woof woof woof!
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Steve U
11/24/09

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Unfortunately, the robot suggestion is the most rational thing PETA has done in decades.
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bevraj of choice
11/24/09

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Good idea, PETA. We'll even forego the name of Uga VIII, and name the new animatronic mascot 'Ugattabeshittinme'.

Tomorrow, purely out of spite, I'm going to have a second steak. I might even name it first...
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UkraineNotWeak
01/02/09

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Love bowl season. Money available to be won. Thank you USC.
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LittleWaynesBleedingHead
01/02/09

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Rumor: Marbury to Celtics: [sports.espn.go.com]
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Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
01/02/09

@LittleWaynesBleedingHead: I can't wait
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UkraineNotWeak
01/01/09

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Evening all. I assume the slumber party portion of the evening is over?
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44 in a Row
01/01/09

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Wait...if you're a part of a wedding you have to pay for your shit? Fuck that, if you want such a fucking special day, you pay for this shit. And you've already got to get them a gift...

The last one was a "destination" wedding, too (although, in fairness, all of the guests were from various parts of the country)... cost me about a grand for the weekend.
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Clare
01/01/09

@44 in a Row: Are you fucking kidding me?? EVERY wedding is a destination wedding nowadays.

Please don't get me started on weddings. This is not Jezebel.
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HernandezStache
01/01/09

@Clare:

Everytime I log on to Facebook and see the following status update I want to punch the screen

random person is ENGAGED!!!!
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Clare
01/01/09

@HernandezStache: I hate the [person] loves her honey bunny so vewwy vewwy much! messages more. All I'll say is that it's going to be vewwy vewwy awkward when you and your honey bunny break up. Which you will. Because nothing lasts forever.

I said I was a nihilist, didn't I?
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HernandezStache
01/01/09

@Clare:

(person) should eliminate the direct connect between their emotions and their FB status.

The only thing that lasts forever is the fact that reality will always trump perception.
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Clare
01/02/09

@HernandezStache: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say. Are you trying to tell me something? Or am I reading something unintended into that comment?

@UkraineNotWeak: I've assumed the mantle, but just for tonight.
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44 in a Row
01/01/09

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I've actually said no to being in weddings. I'm so lazy and such a nihilist I say I'm flattered and I'm willing to help out in any way I can on the wedding day, but I just can't afford it.

Yeah, I can't do it. I have no money now, but I figure it can just go on the credit card for the time being, and in two years when I'm making serious money, I'd regret it if I passed up on an opportunity.
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What Would Kornheiser Do?
01/01/09

@44 in a Row: Wait...if you're a part of a wedding you have to pay for your shit? Fuck that, if you want such a fucking special day, you pay for this shit. And you've already got to get them a gift...
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Clare
01/01/09

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: DON'T FUCKING GET ME STARTED. It's worse for girls. Buy a fugly dress. Pay for a bridal shower. Buy a shower gift. Act excited when the oily, probably gay bohunk in a g-string rubs his dick on your face at the bachelorette party. Get yourself to the wedding itself. Pay for a room for the weekend. Buy a wedding gift.

The prospect of getting pawed by one of the groom's frat brothers and an open bar of rail vodka and Franzia pino greege does not make up for all that.
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Unknown Commenter
01/01/09

@Clare: You I really feel sorry that that's all you girls get; I don't care how hot you think the guy is, a dick in the face can't be that sexy.
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Clare
01/01/09

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Context. A dick in the face is all about context. That is all I will say.
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44 in a Row
01/01/09

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It's the popular thing to do. Especially around the holidays, apparently everyone is now fucking engaged.

Three this week. For crying the fuck out loud.
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HernandezStache
01/01/09

@44 in a Row:

I had 4 weddings this summer/fall, 3 that I was in the wedding party. It's gets ridiculously expensive. I got a bunch more this year. I'm 25, I didn't think this shit was start this soon.

Oh, I'm also the most cynical person alive. So yeah, I make a great groomsman.
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Clare
01/01/09

@HernandezStache: I've actually said no to being in weddings. I'm so lazy and such a nihilist I say I'm flattered and I'm willing to help out in any way I can on the wedding day, but I just can't afford it.
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HernandezStache
01/01/09

@Clare:

I'm gonna need to steal that mentality. Between the weddings and bachelor parties, I spent too much this year.

The only bonus of the wedding party is the possible drunk romance that could occur.
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Clare
01/01/09

@HernandezStache: Drunken romance? Please. Don't get me started on the wedding I'm in this June to which I don't get to bring a date.
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
01/01/09

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Is anyone else having commenting issues?
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Andy Hutchins
01/01/09

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So Rock Band sucks a little more when it's a bunch of people playing the songs you don't like and you're the captive audience for hours. Also atrocious: the way you apparently really need to be connected to the 'Net for the DLC to work. (Hey, you people? It's DOWNLOADABLE content, right?)

And I'm still not home.

But I can't decide whether Kat's wino whining and magic obsession is really funny or just sort of there. (No offense, but I'm not used to so many non-cheesy-doodled capital letters around here.)
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
01/01/09

@Rock You Like An Iracane: That's because you're not watching this amazingness. Imagine the roommate dealing with me yelling this stuff out loud in a K hole.

I have a bottle of wine in me. I've calmed down some.
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Jayne Mansfield's Night Off
01/01/09

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This game is as-predicted hideous.
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What Would Kornheiser Do?
01/01/09

@Jayne Mansfield's Night Off: What tipped you off? The horrible offenses or the ten-minute Instant Replay?
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Jayne Mansfield's Night Off
01/01/09

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: When Cincinatti marched down the field on the first drive, I thought at least I'd get to see what my Irish passed on in Brian Kelly's offense. Then the game just got way shitty.

I've now resorted to trying to stick my horrible smelling feet in my trying-to-sleep girlfriend's face for entertainment.

She's hoping the Doobie Brothers halftime show is captivating enough to give her a break from my little game.
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Clare
01/01/09

@Jayne Mansfield's Night Off: Hey, as long as they do "What a Fool Believes," we're cool.

I do a bitchin' Michael McDonald impression.
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01/01/09

@Clare: Do you know Sweet Freedom?
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Clare
01/01/09

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: No...but I can do "I Keep Forgetting" for you.
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Unknown Commenter
01/01/09

@Clare: How much time have you put into developing this talent?
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Clare
01/01/09

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I have a pretty good ear for impressions, and one day, I was shopping with two of my girlfriends and What a Fool Believes came on the Muzak, and without thinking about it I just started singing along.

I get into character by furrowing my eyebrows and clenching my jaw.
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Le Kangourou de Kataroo
01/01/09

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Fuck. I'm almost out of wine.
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