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    Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    At least he can enjoy some free Canadian health care!
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    Image of Chicago Sometimes Chicago Sometimes
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    But at least it looks like we can reply again, that was gone for me for awhile too. And I even switched to this newfangled google chrome thing too.


    /thank you again squawkermedia for your continued screwing around with my deadspin

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    Image of Old No.7 Old No.7
    04/22/09

    @Chicago Sometimes: For those of you who try to reply to a comment, but can't... click on the "expand all" link, THEN reply.
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    Image of Nationalcoholic Nationalcoholic
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    *Not actually ironic.


    /word nerd

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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    04/22/09

    @Nationalcoholic: Damn you, I was going to make the same nerdy point. Irony would have been if something had happened and he had gotten hurt BECAUSE he was wearing the new mask.
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    can we please start having the discussion about these shattering maple bats before someone actually gets killed?


    /dick joke

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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    04/22/09

    @Roto_Tudor: The bat wasn't maple.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    Wow, Maura Tierney took her role on ER really seriously.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/22/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: That lady wishes she was as sexy as Maura.
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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    If you watch the Zapruder version of this incident, you can clearly see a second bat coming from behind home plate.
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    The bat, however, was pronounced dead at the scene.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    start calling games from behind a motorcycle helmet and a police riot shield.


    Steve Palermo wishes he brought his to dinner.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    Where the hell did they find the time to fashion a motorized stretcher out of a lunch cart?
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    Oh shit. I must have gotten my wires crossed while making that Joe West voodoo doll.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    Keeping with tradition, the crowd booed him when he gave a thumbs-up.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    This is what happens when you don't throw games as you're told.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/22/09

    In reply to Umpire Kerwin Danley May Need Stronger Head Gear
    I haven't seen an ump have this many head problems since Ron Luciano!
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    Image of Old No.7 Old No.7
    04/22/09

    @Gourmet Spud: ...or Dave Pallone.
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