How Will Muschamp And Florida Sold Their Disastrous Season

I wasn't yet in Gainesville for the first press conference, held immediately after the season opener. Will Muschamp's Florida Gators had just demolished Toledo in a tune-up, an easy victory foreseen by just about everybody. The Gators had gone 11-1 the previous regular season, and only BCS politics kept them out of… » 1/06/14 5:04pm 1/06/14 5:04pm

University Of Florida Marketing Dept. Outlaws The Acrobatic Parts Of…

On Tuesday, Jamie Woode, a member of the Orlando Magic cheerleading squad and "stunt team"—that's where they throw you around—fell during a between-quarter routine and landed on her head and neck, fracturing three vertebrae and breaking a rib. It was scary and uncomfortable to see her on the ground in such obvious… » 11/17/12 1:45pm 11/17/12 1:45pm

Jacksonville PD's Homicide Unit Is At Florida-Georgia, Where They…

A brawl broke out this afternoon adjacent to the ongoing football game between the Florida Gators and the Georgia Bulldogs, leaving one man with serious injuries at the hospital and another in police custody. Georgia is technically hosting the game at EverBank Field, the home of the Jaguars, where the Jacksonville PD… » 10/28/12 12:56am 10/28/12 12:56am

FSU Fan Could Be Charged With Being Cranky, Missing Bedtime

Now this is no home-field advantage oncesoever: when a stray Florida Gators fan broke out the car keys to make noise in the face of an FSU Seminoles (and when the hell did this start? And do Cameron Crazies linger over the BMW keychain as they shake them at UNC fans?) in Tallahassee yesterday, the Seminoles fan did… » 11/30/08 5:30pm 11/30/08 5:30pm

U Of F President Irked By Gators' Party School Honor

It must be difficult for any university president to respond to the news that the school they promote as a bastion of education, culture, and developing fine, upstanding human beings is designated as the nation's top-ranked party school. On one hand, you're grateful for the national exposure the school receives, but… » 7/29/08 9:45am 7/29/08 9:45am

Looking for Why Gators Are Dominant? It Starts In Erin Andrews' Bed


Because, you see, the team is successful because Erin has realized that if she strips the bed of all pillows and comforters then good things happen. And occasionally, for superstitious reasons, she has the other girls over for sex-toy slumber parties and they exchange lingerie tips and...this is too much for you… » 7/28/08 10:45am 7/28/08 10:45am