@InsidiousTuna: "Follow That Bird" aside, I wouldn't say that he's been very proud of any of those. He'd been trying to get away from that image for a while and nobody cared. So now he's doing what he thinks people want him to do. Be an idiot. Which is correct. #collegefootball
@InsidiousTuna: If so, and if she really is a vestal virgin fiercely committed to prenuptial celibacy, I'd call that a neutral-zone infraction. #collegefootball
After considerable deliberation with my family and close friends, I've decided to seek professional treatment. [T]he people closest to me in life have convinced me that treatment is in my best interest.
Jesus, this guy is really melodramatic about his hemorrhoid problem.
Here's to hopefully never having money or fame. If it means I can still be a drunken jackass without having to run to rehab every time I grope a stranger or nap on a park bench, then poverty and anonymity are a-OK in my book.
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Right, A.D.? #collegefootball
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And then I saw his back-up play. #collegefootball
11/08/09
Eating my words now. #collegefootball
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@StuScott Booyahs: This guy doesn't think so: #collegefootball
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Jesus, this guy is really melodramatic about his hemorrhoid problem.
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