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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Frank Solich thinks this young man should be allowed to get all the rest he needs.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    I called Delilah and waited on hold for 5 hours so I could dedicate "Butterfly Kisses" to you, and you can't even stay awake!

    /sobs
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    The problem is the urban mire from which these thugs are recruited.
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Should Meyer allow Dunlap to play, the only people at University of Florida who would criticize his decision are faculty members and the administration.
    Since their opinions means jack squat at UF, this shouldn't be an issue.
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    Image of MildlyRelevant MildlyRelevant
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Perhaps Meyer should jump ship for Notre Dame before Lou Holtz reclaims what's his!

    [mildlyrelevantthoughts.com]
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    Image of MopUpReliever MopUpReliever
    12/01/09

    @MildlyRelevant: You may want to familiarize yourself with the Commenting FAQ's.

    5. Can I be banned from commenting?

    Yes, if your comments are excessively self-promotional, obnoxious, or even worse, boring. There will be no warning, and no appeal.
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    Image of TotallyRuckedUp TotallyRuckedUp
    12/01/09

    @MopUpReliever: Shhhh!

    /peaks through bushes, holds breath for a ninja sighting...
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    Phintastic promoted this comment TotallyRuckedUp was starred TotallyRuckedUp was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/01/09

    @TotallyRuckedUp: Sighting confirmed...mildly relevant is now totally irrelevant.
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    Image of StevieFranchise StevieFranchise
    12/01/09

    @Phintastic: Now it's just a race to see who gets here first, the Ninja or the FailBot
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/01/09

    @StevieFranchise:

    The ninja struck swiftly and with deadly precision...click on dude's name.
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    Image of Who da Man(ning)? Who da Man(ning)?
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    The cop's name? Thom Brennaman. He just wants to prove a point is all.
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    12/01/09

    @Who da Man(ning)?: Just think what a miscreant Dunlap would be if he hadn't spent all that time with Tebow the last few years.
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    Image of Who da Man(ning)? Who da Man(ning)?
    12/01/09

    @Barry Lutz: Quasi-Percy Harvin-esque, even.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Billy Ocean would be impressed. He was both in his dreams and in his car.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Urban's brother Oscar thinks this is a bunch of bologna.

    /ducks
     Reply
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Florida Gator lineman Carlos Dunlap, the defensive MVP of last year's national championship game, was arrested this morning after being found asleep in his car....at a green light.

    Sure, Jewel does this for 3 years and it's adorable, but it's a "crime" when he does it.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Fortunately his backup, Miguel Wulson, is rumored to be just as good.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    There is no way he's arrested in Gainesville,the week before the Alabama game, for a minor, no accident DUI.

    According to my college football crime conversion chart, Dunlap had abducted and sexually assaulted UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    (Deletion of bad Tebow joke. Redundant, I know.)
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    Edited by Pedro Cuatrocinco at 12/01/09 11:03 AM Pedro Cuatrocinco was starred Pedro Cuatrocinco was unstarred
    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    12/01/09

    @Pedro Cuatrocinco:

    I think it would be more appropriate if Meyer asks the people of Gainsville if they want to have Tebow crucified or Dunlap freed.
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    ". . . after being found asleep in his car....at a green light."

    Perhaps Dunlap, like Florida justice itself, is color blind.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Dunlap told officers he was going home from a "gathering."

    In fairness, who hasn't gotten absolutely tanked with the boys playing Magic cards until the wee hours?
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/01/09

    In reply to Urban Meyer Has A Bit Of A Problem On His Hands
    Let me grab my handy Urban Meyer Suspension Calculator here.

    *presses random buttons*

    Alright folks, according to my calculations Urban Meyer will suspend Carlos Dunlap for 98 milliseconds. I hope Carlos learns his lesson!
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    Edited by Brazil Thrill at 12/01/09 10:43 AM Brazil Thrill was starred Brazil Thrill was unstarred
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