Not A Gift You'd Give To A Tigers Pitcher

So, you're a huge fan of your team, so much so that you'd like to spend eternity in their warm embrace, but you also insist that you be cremated at death, so as not to attract worms, Jay Mariotti and other underground dwellers. That is to say, This is not an option. » 3/08/07 12:15pm 3/08/07 12:15pm