Mo Farah, gold-medal winner in the men's 5,000m and 10,000m this summer in London, hilarious celebrator, and world-famous meme, couldn't get through customs in Oregon over the Christmas holiday because he is of Somalian descent. That'll show him for beating us in the Olympics! (And also expose our border control as…
And then John Cena holds up his championship belt, and "The Stars and Stripes Forever" starts playing over the speakers. Everything about this is perfect, right down to the guy shouting, "We won." [via @SherwoodStrauss]
Well, not really. But after a nailbiting 3-2 victory at Honduras, they are the first CONCACAF side to qualify for next summer's World Cup. Suck on that, Netherlands Antilles. [USSoccer.com]
What to watch while bidding on a potato ...
• Swimming: U.S. Olympic trials, at Omaha (8 p.m., ET). Katie Hoff > Aquaman. [USA]
• MLB: Mets at Cardinals (8:15 p.m., ET). What fresh Hell for Mets' fans now? [SNY] [FSN]
• MLB: Red Sox at Rays (7:10 p.m., ET). Joe Maddon controls space and time. [NESN] [FSN]
1:00, CBS. Champ Car World Series Racing. Grand Prix of Cleveland.
1:00, NBC. Track and Field. AT&T U.S. Outdoor Championships.
1:00, ABC. IndyCar Racing. Iowa Corn Indy 250.
2:30, ESPN2. LPGA. Wegman's LPGA, Final Round.
3:00, Fox Soccer. CONCACAF Gold Cup, Final. United States vs. Mexico.
3:00, CBS. PGA Golf.…