Landon Donovan Has Swine Flu

And no, he didn't get it from being showered in urine and vomit by Mexican fans. But here's your excuse for yesterday's match result, Sam's Army. [FanNation] » 8/14/09 1:30am 8/14/09 1:30am

Your U.S.A. vs. Mexico Open Live Thread Thingy

Fire up, gringos! It's like the original Mexican-American War, only with less malaria. The winner gets to punch Lou Dobbs in the face; loser gets to keep Texas. Olé your brains out in comments. » 8/12/09 3:50pm 8/12/09 3:50pm