Here's Your Annual Wet USC Song Girls

An excellent palate-cleanser during the most jam-packed sports weekend in a while. The Song Girls hit the pool for a good cause (a charity, not your shameful urges). [] » 4/18/10 5:40pm 4/18/10 5:40pm

The USC Song Girls Will Take Your Mind Off Those Scary Brackets

Your head is probably spinning right now, but I might have just the thing to bring you down to Earth—Song Girls getting the bejezzus scared out of them. » 3/15/09 7:30pm 3/15/09 7:30pm

'Hot Girls In Scary Places' To Change TV As We Know It

Other so-called advancements in civilization — Archimedes' foundations of hydrostatics, Einstein splitting the atom — pale in comparison to this: E! Entertainment has a new TV show in which USC Song Girls investigate paranormal activity. » 2/18/09 11:00am 2/18/09 11:00am

Shocking New Evidence In The Natalie Nelson/USC Song Girl Investigation

You remember Natalie Nelson, the USC Song Girl who infamously cheered for the wrong team » 11/18/08 1:30pm 11/18/08 1:30pm when Texas scored a touchdown in the 2006 Rose Bowl. She's back in the news, as Scott Wolf of the Los Angeles Daily News has unearthed a photo of Ms. Nelson at a 2006 Halloween party wearing as her costume ... a University of…

When It Comes Right Down To It, Maybe Cheerleaders Really Are Just A…

Late last night Deadspin received an email with the subject " Former USC Song Girl Sarah Carmona" which, even though harmless enough, can only mean something salacious would be attached. True to form, the accompanying emailer described the pictures yanked from Ms. Carmona's Facebook page which include her "about so… » 7/28/08 3:00pm 7/28/08 3:00pm

Your 2008 USC Song Girl Scouting Report

The USC Song Girls have already given us so much. We've thrilled to their daring poolside athleticism, shown concern over their reckless abuse of our natural resources, marveled at their bikini greatness, investigated their booties and laughed at their sheer, utter blondness. They even write for ESPN! » 7/23/08 4:00pm 7/23/08 4:00pm

Come For Soaking Wet Cheerleaders, Stay For The Goodwill

First of all, kudos to the guy seated at the table on the right; watching cheerleaders plunge into a swimming pool while wearing a comical top hat is pretty much why we all went to college. And, hold it ... the cheerleader in the back there; that pose looks strikingly familiar. Yes, I thought so! Anyway, as the… » 4/15/08 11:40am 4/15/08 11:40am

Perhaps Now We Can Put All Of This Behind Us?

We suspected as much, but Michigan Sports Center has obtained clear evidence that the exposed USC Song Girl Rose Bowl heiney is, indeed, the result of a wedgie. We'll let the crestfallen Conquest Chronicles explain: » 1/10/07 11:00am 1/10/07 11:00am

A Deadspin Special Report: Megan, Says Boi

Hello again. It' be terribly irresponsible of me to not update this post. According to the Trojan-riding scribe at Boi From Troy, the Song girl with her backdoor blown open is... Song Girl Megan. His conclusion comes from a highly regarded "source". » 1/03/07 7:29pm 1/03/07 7:29pm

A Deadspin Special Report: Another Vixen Thrown Into the Mix

So, progress has been limited thus far. I've put in the call to both Justine Gilman and Lori Nelson (advisor and "coach", respectively) of the fabled Song Girls but I am not expecting a message return. However, the man answering the phones at the USC advisory office did say he was not aware of the incident and that… » 1/03/07 2:25pm 1/03/07 2:25pm

A Deadspin Special Report: USC Song Girl Buttocks Investigation

Plenty of emails have been coming in about the identity of the unfortunate USC lassie whose buoyant caboose was briefly revealed during the Rose Bowl game Monday, then subsequently YouTube-d and jpg-ed all over the world for the oggling, cubicled masses. So far, resident Deadspin commenter Jesse James has graciously… » 1/03/07 11:16am 1/03/07 11:16am