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    Image of Bucket O' Hatorade Bucket O' Hatorade
    09/28/09

    In reply to USC Running Back In Horrific-Sounding Weight-Room Accident
    "That's no way to slice a throat.Amateur!You disgrace the Trojan name."

    OJ
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    Bobby Big Wheel promoted this comment Bucket O' Hatorade was starred Bucket O' Hatorade was unstarred
    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    09/28/09

    In reply to USC Running Back In Horrific-Sounding Weight-Room Accident
    Pete Carroll was said to be extremely distraught when he learned the injured player was not Aaron Corp.
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    Image of starksgotejected starksgotejected
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    So a guy wearing overalls and a fur hat, a guy who looks like a leprechaun and some kid wearing mittens all think the guy wearing a vest is comedy gold?
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    Artie Fufkin promoted this comment starksgotejected was starred starksgotejected was unstarred
    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    he continued to pound and hurl his somewhat empty beer cans with everything he had, miraculously not drawing the attention of cops who were patrolling the lot.

    Miraculously, indeed. If there's one thing police in Wisconsin are known for, it's their prowess at observing what's going on around them. Just ask Konerak Sinthasomphone.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/28/09

    @Silent Q: Spelled from memory?
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    ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/28/09

    @ScientificMapp: Thanks to a psych elective that required a lot of reading on Dahmer, yep.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    More importantly, why's there a leprechaun shitting next to vest dude in picture #3?
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    Image of BabaOje BabaOje
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    If you have to tell me you have a reputation for something, its pretty safe to say that you don't have that reputation.
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    Pete Gaines promoted this comment BabaOje was starred BabaOje was unstarred
    Image of jwaves2007 jwaves2007
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    I call bullshit on #4. Western has never been nor will ever be a party school. It's in fucking Macomb. Then again the Illinois corn growers association can really throw a tailgate party.
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    J-No promoted this comment jwaves2007 was starred jwaves2007 was unstarred
    Image of J-No J-No
    09/28/09

    @jwaves2007: I have got to agree with you on that. I visited a friend there once and couldn't wait to get the fuck out of there. Worst school in IL. Bar none.
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    Edited by J-No at 09/28/09 11:17 PM J-No was starred J-No was unstarred
    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    Clearly, the answer is #5.
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    Image of MadmanMundt MadmanMundt
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    "Punched. A horse. In the face."

    Mongo parks wherever he likes.
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    Theodore Donald Kerabatsos promoted this comment MadmanMundt was starred MadmanMundt was unstarred
    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/28/09

    @MadmanMundt: I love Butterstuff!
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    Maybe everybody assumed this guy was not a Pats fan.

    Yes, because when I come across a douchebag in New England the first thing that I think is that he's definitely NOT a Pats fan.
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    twoeightnine was starred twoeightnine was unstarred
    Image of dk dk
    09/28/09

    @twoeightnine: They assumed he wasn't a Pats fan because he never tried raping the horse.
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    twoeightnine promoted this comment dk was starred dk was unstarred
    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    They hazed the shit out of that USC kid when they made him wear those shoes with those socks.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/28/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: I have a FAIL story: Trent Fucking Edwards.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    The kid was 12! He could have gotten really drunk and puked! Hilarious!
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    Image of What's the Story, Robert Horry? What's the Story, Robert Horry?
    09/28/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: He was then given vodka and quaaludes by his Scoutmaster later that night.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment What's the Story, Robert Horry? was starred What's the Story, Robert Horry? was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    See my vest
    See my vest
    I chug a beer; you guess the rest
    Some guy will write the story
    Of how I puked all down my chest

    See my scarf?
    Covered with barf!
     Reply
    ScientificMapp was starred ScientificMapp was unstarred
    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    09/28/09

    @ScientificMapp: And my shoes?
    Soaked with booze.
    Courtesy of some
    drunken flooze.
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    FlakJack promoted this comment Edited by I Like Cheap Beer at 09/28/09 1:25 PM I Like Cheap Beer was starred I Like Cheap Beer was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/28/09

    @ScientificMapp: Crap is there
    In my underwear
    Soiled drawers
    I've had my share
     Reply
    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    Zach Galifianakis lookalike just pawn in game of life.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/28/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Zach Galifianakis lookalike have deep feelings for Drew Bledsoe.
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    Tracy Ham and Eggs was starred Tracy Ham and Eggs was unstarred
    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    09/28/09

    In reply to The Legend Of The Vest
    So, can we just rename this feature Morons on Parade?

    Cause you can hardcore up Franzia by doing wine bongs all day long, but it doesnt cover up the fact that you brought fucking Franzia to a tailgate...

    For hockey...

    In WISCONSIN...
     Reply
    Tracy Ham and Eggs was starred Tracy Ham and Eggs was unstarred
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