Students' Valentine's Day Sex in Stadium Press Box Ends up on Snapchat

If three's a trend, then sex in public places is definitely in right now. Maybe it was Valentine's Day, the inescapable Fifty Shades of Grey movie, or just ... I don't know, global warming? ... but people were getting down in full public view last weekend. The latest tale comes from the University of Tennessee, where… »2/18/15 3:42pm2/18/15 3:42pm

Delanie Walker's Girlfriend Blows Up His Life From His Own Instagram

Titans tight end Delanie Walker likely had a terrible Valentine's Day. From the looks of things, his girlfriend Racine Lewin posted a photo of the couple from Walker's Instagram Saturday, along with a big wall of text that accused Walker of frequently cheating, and announced that Lewin's pregnant with a girl. »2/15/15 3:30pm2/15/15 3:30pm

How To Cook Valentine's Day Dinner, Like You Damn Well Should

The first thing to know about cooking for Valentine's Day is that the list of occasion-appropriate food preparations you'll find below was made in consultation with a woman, the only blemish on whose otherwise immaculate record of good taste and judgment is her baffling and indefensible decision to marry an unkempt… »2/14/15 1:10pm2/14/15 1:10pm

How To Deal With Valentine's Day, No Matter Who You Are

This year, Valentine's Day falls on a Saturday (FYI: It's tomorrow), making it awfully convenient for those of you planning a romantic weekend getaway and a three-day headache for the rest of us. Let's face it: This holiday isn't the greatest no matter your relationship status. (The media/retail onslaught of… »2/13/15 3:52pm2/13/15 3:52pm

The Kiss Cam And American Sports Fans: The History Of A Romance

To tell the story of the Kiss Cam, let's start with a kiss that happened off camera. On Aug. 8, 2000, Danielle Goldey and Meredith Kott attended a game at Dodger Stadium. At one point, as couples are wont to do, they smooched. Before long, security guards arrived, removed the women from their seats, and escorted them… »2/14/14 4:31pm2/14/14 4:31pm

The Coming War: A Military Doctor's Field Guide To Masturbating In Afghanistan

The past decade of combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan has given military physicians such as myself the important opportunity to gather unprecedented data on some of our most pressing medical issues. This data set has spurred advances in the care of trauma, hemorrhagic shock, traumatic brain injury, and other… »2/14/13 6:20pm2/14/13 6:20pm

Valentine's Day Special: The Movie Couples That Don't Belong Together

We've never quite understood the appeal of going to movies for Valentine's Day. Movie-watching is, after all, a solitary activity in which a person sits in the dark staring straight ahead in silence for two hours. But people do it anyway. Perhaps that's because romance is the central activity of roughly 67 percent of… »2/13/13 7:17pm2/13/13 7:17pm

Darren Rovell Gets On One Knee, Asks Kate Upton To Be His Valentine, Is Rejected

The very married CNBC sports business expert Darren Rovell (very married as in his wife is very pregnant) continued his ill-advised campaign of Kate Upton obsession (see: his Twitter avatar and this article) today when after a group conversation about Upton's appearance on the cover of this year's Sports Illustrated »2/14/12 2:35pm2/14/12 2:35pm

Handjobs, Butt-To-Butt Action, And Other Sex Secrets Of The Champion Show Dog

For his new book, Show Dog: the Charmed Life and Trying Times of a Near-Perfect Purebred, Josh Dean spent more than a year following a champion show dog named Jack, a young Australian Shepherd. In the following excerpt, Jack—who is owned by a single mother from Pennsylvania named Kimberly Smith—tries to mate for the… »2/14/12 8:00am2/14/12 8:00am

10 Hideous Sports-Themed Gifts You Shouldn’t Get Your Girlfriend for Valentine's Day

Men, Valentine's Day is basically here. If you are single and not bothered about it, you're off the hook. Have a nice Tuesday. If you're lovelorn, just rent a wingman and try to woo a Lady Who Hangs Out In Bars. Have fun being single and carefree. The rest of you, be you new boyfriend or husband of several years, are… »2/13/12 5:50pm2/13/12 5:50pm