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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    05/29/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Jesus M Christ. I'm on deadline to come up with funny ways Yao hurt himself and I just found out my ex-fiance likes my ridiculous sports blog. Help me DUAN. Please, HELP ME!
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/29/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: TRIPS OVER WIFE! EATS BAD DOG MEAT.


    USE IT.

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    05/29/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Old Grand Dad.

    Decent price for a handle and tastes like victory. Cabin-friendly.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/29/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Big weekend at my friend's cabin this weekend. We are getting a keg and I am planning on having my own handle of alcohol, any suggestions?


    Oh, and evenin' DUAN.

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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/29/09

    @CoolHwhip: Aristocrat Tequila.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    05/29/09

    @vamusical: No tequila.


    THE ARISTOCRATS!!!


    /takes off hat and tap dances off stage

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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/29/09

    @CoolHwhip: I was just picking what, from my experience, would make you regret existence the most next morning.


    And the aristocrats movie made me weep. Both of laughter and for humanity.

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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/29/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Our objections have not gone unnoticed.


    [news.yahoo.com]

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/29/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: my main objective has just been to stay away and not make it any more famous. If you notice, at the bottom of the story, the HBO guy thinks it's successful. They don't care if we hate it, because there's no such thing as bad press.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/29/09

    @mikedrawcar:


    of course earlier today, we all tried to be funny (my commenting was disabled)and some Spinners made the first comments in a while on that damn thing. Funny as they were, I now understand it was counterproductive because it brought attention to that stupid gimmick. But you can't blame Gawker for trying to get revenue I suppose.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/29/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: yeah, i saw Spinners and my Jalops both over there. Some of the stuff was pretty funny. I just found the whole thing to be so pointless I left.
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    Image of RonArtestTableLeg RonArtestTableLeg
    05/29/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    so how's game 6 gonna be fixed? excess techs'? personals on d-wight?
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    05/29/09

    @RonArtestTableLeg: You don't need to do any of that to fix a game. A few bad calls at the wrong time can swing a game. If Orlando's getting momentum, one bad whistle can end it.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/29/09

    @RonArtestTableLeg: Come on. You know you want nothing more than to see King James being carried on...what's the word for those nice things ancient Emperors were carried on?

    My brain is fried.
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    Image of RonArtestTableLeg RonArtestTableLeg
    05/29/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: me too. i had approx 11 beers during the 1st half. howVEA, i see this going 7.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/29/09

    @RonArtestTableLeg: 11? Wow. Are you Bender?


    @Kick His Ass Seabass: WOOHOO! CONGRATS.

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    Image of MrRedDevil MrRedDevil
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    What up fuck sticks?


    I just dropped an F5, and that fucker was mean. Had antlers and everything.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/28/09

    @MrRedDevil: What'd you name that fucker?
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    05/28/09

    @MrRedDevil: Have you considered amateur help? It's not as good as professional help, but it's cheaper.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    This one looks done...time to go back to laundry. Keep the faith, Cavs fans!
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    Image of JohnnyDakotaStateU JohnnyDakotaStateU
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    FUCK DirecTV. "sorry, it's raining, no more satellite TV for you"
    bastards
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @JohnnyDakotaStateU: Or wind. Wind does it too. A light breeze, even.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Ok, Kobe did it last week, now LeBron just did it. Can we call it the "Intensity Underbite"?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    LeBron, you seem angry.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Well, cats are growing wings now. Birds are fucked.


    [www.msnbc.msn.com]

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    if anyone here is in insurance.... you suck.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Do you think seeing Pietrus play this well has caused the remaining Warriors fans to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge yet?
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/28/09

    @ClintonPortishead: No, not really. Some guy named "Flunkster Dude" came onto our fan board and told us to have hope for the future.


    I trust Flunkster Dude.


    /jumps off GGB

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    Image of Krazee_Eyez_Killa Krazee_Eyez_Killa
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Evening DUAN,


    Next weekend i'm heading down to Myrtle Beach with about 10 guys for a bachelor party. Anyone have any good info or recommendations on gentleman establishments there? Also I made all of us Married with Children style No Ma'am tshirts making me either a great best man or the greatest best man.

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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @Krazee_Eyez_Killa: Oh man. I wish I remembered the name of the place where my friend got so wasted he started giving the ladies 20s instead of 1s. I think it's on the main drag though. Also, don't go to the Hooters there, it's just depressing.


    (my college beach week was there every year)

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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/28/09

    @vamusical: The last time I went to Myrtle Beach, the only thing I could do legally was play putt-putt. I am really awful at putt-putt.
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    Image of The_Halcyon_Days_of_Otis_Nixon The_Halcyon_Days_of_Otis_Nixon
    05/28/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I haven't been to Myrtle Beach in about 5 years now but if memory serves you'll be there during biker week. Expect lots o' cops and general mayhem.
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    Image of BreakfastBourbon BreakfastBourbon
    05/28/09

    @Krazee_Eyez_Killa: Was down there for a rugby tournament a few years back. If you drink on the beach, you WILL get a citation for it. Prudes.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @The_Halcyon_Days_of_Otis_Nixon: Nope, Bike week was always the week of my beach week, the 2nd week in May. I sadly think it has passed.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: Apparently, when I am on substances, I turn into the Tiger Woods of putt-putt. Just another skill in my bag of tricks.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    05/28/09

    @BreakfastBourbon: But drinking and beaches goes together like pb and j. That's an outrage.
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    Image of CanHeHackett CanHeHackett
    05/28/09

    In reply to Hey! There's O.J.! Let's See If He'll Pose For A Photo With Us!
    Anybody else excited for happy hour tomorrow?
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @CanHeHackett: I'll be smuggling airplane bottles into the U.S. Air Guitar championships tomorrow night. My college roommate is competing. So in short, yes. I am excited.
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    Image of Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman) Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
    05/28/09

    @vamusical: What is he/she "playing?"
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @Encouraging Referee Pitman: All I know is he performs as "The Six String General" and last year he played "Rock you like a Hurricane". Apparently my ex wrote an article about him:


    [washingtontimes.com]

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    Image of Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman) Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
    05/28/09

    @vamusical: Your ex is a Moonie!!!!!
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @Encouraging Referee Pitman: a what?
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    Image of Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman) Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
    05/28/09

    @vamusical: [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/28/09

    @Encouraging Referee Pitman: Oh right. He's actually a flaming liberal and has to bite his tongue to write anything for the times, but hey, it's a regular gig.
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