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    04/24/09

    In reply to Vancouver Blog Jinxes Canucks Early And Often
    Matteau! Matteau! Matteau!
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/24/09

    In reply to Vancouver Blog Jinxes Canucks Early And Often
    The day after they lost Game 7 in 1994 was one of the worst in my life; I found out the score from a cackling blind boy who won $20 on the Rangers. Oh, and I was at band camp.


    /I wish I was making this up

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    04/24/09

    In reply to Vancouver Blog Jinxes Canucks Early And Often
    Superstition is for the weak-minded. So is religion, for that matter.
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    Image of Shorty Shorty
    04/24/09

    @apostles03: Amen!
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    Dear Canucks,


    Can you please let me know how I can pleasure my wife? I'm lost.


    Regards,
    MeSoHornsby

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/20/09

    @MeSoHornsby:

    Dear MeSoHornsby,


    Put on a Roberto Luongo highlight reel together with footage of the Sedins playing soccer outside the dressing room. You'll thank me later.


    Love and kisses,

    A Canucks fan.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    answer must be Canada's superior smack-talking investigators


    Yeah! We rule! You guys...you guys suck! You totally suck! You are bad at hockey and also you suck at skating and everything!

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/20/09

    @Kid Canada: Your mother hates you! Well, not hates you, but certainly dislikes you. No, dislikes is strong, more like doesn't approve of all your lifestyle choices but will always support you. No, she really loves you. Darn it.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    Little known fact. Churchill use to call Hitler in the middle of every night and give him shit about Eva.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/20/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Please, that bitch was like the Lil Kim of dictator mistresses.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    04/20/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Neville Chamberlain tried to introduce Hitler to a nice Czech girl who liked to cook and clean.
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    Image of Ailanthus-altissima Ailanthus-altissima
    04/20/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe And Chris Hansen's Ask: He didn't just try to introduce them, he was practically giving her away.
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    Image of meatbat meatbat
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    There is not a bigger collection of douchebag rats in the history of sports than the Canucks. Every last one of those pussies runs their mouth, sticks guys and then turtles when challenged. It's never ending with those cunts too. Their smug fuckface attitude towards everything is fucking painful.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    04/20/09

    @meatbat: Down 3-0, are we?
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/20/09

    @meatbat: I think you should be writing trashtalk for the Blues with that kind of mouth.


    Wholly approve!

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    04/20/09

    @meatbat: Yup, nicely said about Duke basketball.


    Wait, what?

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    04/20/09

    @tater: My heart just grew two sizes.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    Hey, my wife is a strong woman. She can take it,"


    I'll take blatant invitations to willful misinterpretation for $400, Alex.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/20/09

    @David Hume: that post is even funnier if you imagine Darrell Hammond (as Sean Connery) reading it.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    Cuthbert is an (inter)national treasure.


    Dash, Judi Dench is an international treasure. Cuthbert was in The Girl Next Door and is currently ruining the rest of a great season of 24.

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    04/20/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: ...and let's not forget her jailbait angle in Old School.
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    That's nothing, you should have heard center Kyle "Woody" Wellwood serenading her after the game:
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    Vince Wilfork wonders why nobody has used this type of trash talk on him.
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    Image of Athens Grease Athens Grease
    04/20/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: "Hey, say hi to your wife's ass dimples for me!"


    /crickets

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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    04/20/09

    @Athens_Grease: AAAH! NO BODY SNARK!


    /Weekend Jezzie'd

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    Kelly missed it all as she was busy banging John Vanbiesbrouck.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    *holds index cards* In my country, I am having your wife for sex!


    /Ovechkin'd

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/20/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: want be making fuck?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    Hey Hanarahan!!! Suzanne sucks pussy!!!!
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/20/09

    In reply to The Vancouver Canucks Have A Scouting Report On Your Wife
    What an amateur. He's supposed to call him a titfucker.
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