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    Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap

    Vanessa Bryant Goes 'Susie Green' Once Again
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    Let's hope Maria never watched Storytelling.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    ""demanded that Maria put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve the price tag for the blouse"


    This is actually how Jackie Christie successfully crate-trained Doug.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    The only job Maria had that was worse than this one was when the family she worked for took in a bum and she had to have unsatisfying sex with her boss, Mr. Whiteman.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/25/09

    @Weed Against Speed: There's even more money in wire coat hangers than there is in the NBA.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    Also, Kobe's maid had to go to Lamar Odom's home to clean up all the crappy housework done by the Odom's maid.
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    Image of FozzieBear FozzieBear
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    According to court documents, Vanessa Bryant told the maid to "be careful with the blouse, it costs more than you house."


    When pressed, Ms. Bryant said "that's just how we kid ... she doesn't even have a house!"

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/25/09

    @FozzieBear: You see this watch? It costs more than your car.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    03/25/09

    @ScientificMapp: Your name's Jimenez? You call yourself a maid, you son of a bitch?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/25/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Horchata's for closers.
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    Image of Big Jim Slade Big Jim Slade
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    Ya know, nothing says "I love Jesus" like wearing a big cross around your neck, taking back your adulterous husband for a pretty ring, and forcing your maid to finger fido-feces.


    Go Christ!

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/25/09

    @Big Jim Slade:


    That's not a cross, it's a shiv.

     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    Among the claims filed in court by Maria Jimenez, Vanessa Bryant verbally abused her, called her names,


    She never let poor Maria join in any hispanic maid games.

     Reply
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    Luce! That coat cost more than your house! Oh, that's our way of joking. She doesn't even have a house!
     Reply
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    Image of LosOsosdeChicago LosOsosdeChicago
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    To settle, Kobe will be buying the maid a very large ring.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/25/09

    @LosOsosdeChicago: After which Vanessa will tell her to grab a brush to the toilet, which will have an even larger ring.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    I might break you, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. You'd be suckin' the dick and going down on a mangy T-bone hound.
     Reply
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    It's unclear why the tag ended up in a bag of dog feces


    It's quite obvious: Kobe's rich-ass dog has a taste for luxurious women's apparel.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    Still...


    Vanessa Bryant's maid > Jayson Williams' driver

     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    and in the coup de grace, "demanded that Maria put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve the price tag for the blouse"


    Back in my day wee didn't have any fancy french name for it, we just called it 7 Minutes in Heaven.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    "demanded that Maria put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve the price tag for the blouse"


    Double Dare re-enactments have come a long way from when I was a kid.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    03/25/09

    In reply to Kobe Bryant's Maid Was Not A Fan Of All The Dog Crap
    Man, talk about getting fucked in the ass.


    Oops.

     Reply
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