The hardest part was shaving my balls. Before you go in for your vasectomy, the literature says, you should hop in the shower and shave all the hair off the surgical area. I called the office the day before surgery to confirm that I had to do this.
There's a widespread (if unverified) belief that vasectomies increase substantially during March Madness. If you're going to be stuck at home icing your testicles, the thinking goes, why not schedule it around a week you're already blowing off work for the tournament?
Vasecto Men will be a short-lived Eric McCormack sitcom in five years.
Odds are, part of the reason Trish Staine's pregnancy took her by surprise was that her husband John had a vasectomy.