<![CDATA[Deadspin: venus williams]]> http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Deadspin: venus williams]]> http://deadspin.com/tag/venuswilliams http://deadspin.com/tag/venuswilliams <![CDATA[Put Your Hand Up If You Don't Own The Dolphins]]> Not so fast, Williams sisters. Venus and Serena join Gloria Estefan, Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez as minority owners in Miami. "Minority" meaning as opposed to majority owners, not as opposed to white people. [AP]

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<![CDATA[Sisters Are Hogging Wimbledon Titles For Themselves [UPDATED]]]> The women's final at Wimbledon is underway, and it's the Williams sisters meeting in it for the fourth time. Who will win? Who will lose? You'll have to wait (or call Richard Williams) to find out!

Venus is going for her third straight (and sixth career) Wimbledon singles title, while Serena is trying to up her Grand Slam finals record against big sis to 6-2 (and she's got two Wimbledon titles herself). The sisters have met 20 times previously on tour; they've each won 10 of 'em.

But does this sibling rivalry manifest itself away from tennis? Not really, says Venus: "We're not that competitive off court, she just tricks me a lot. But I'm getting hip to that now. We'll be in the store, I'll try something on and she'll say 'that doesn't look good'. As soon as I put it down, she'll put it on".

Said an eye-rolling Wladimir Klitschko: "Tell me about it, sister."

Venus and Serena are currently in a tiebreak in the first set.

UPDATE: Serena wins. That last game was kind of exciting...I guess.

I won't show sister Serena any mercy in Wimbledon final, says Venus [Daily Record]

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<![CDATA[Venus Williams Disappoints Oreo Double Stuff Marketing Department]]> Sixth-seeded Venus Williams loses, failing to face her sister in the Australian Open final--which is just rude, don't you think? [Open News]]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5137008&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[It's The Williams Sisters...Again]]> Venus and Serena Williams each won their semi-final match-up and will meet in the Wimbledon Finals for the third time. Serena usually beats up on her sister in Grand Slam matches, winning five out of the six times they've met.

Lucky for London, Richard Williams won't be causing any havoc in the stands, knocking straweberries out of bored spectator's hands. According to ESPN, he'll fly back to the United States on Friday and "doesn't plan to watch a single point of the final on television", because he can't bear to watch. Will Ferrell won't be there either, as far as I know.

Venus Rolls past Dementiva; Serena beats Zheng [ESPN]

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<![CDATA[Marbury Wants You To Know That Only He Sells Cheapass Shoes]]> Considering he has testified under oath that he had sex with a Knicks intern in his car — and then helped get her a better job! — Stephon Marbury needs all the good PR he can get. Hence, those cheap sneakers he sells, which help inner city kids become more like Stephon Marbury, which is totally a good thing, right? Anyway, it's clear he wants a monopoly on the cheap shoe business.

When learning that Venus Williams was coming out with an inexpensive sneaker of her own, Marbury lashed out.

"I'm doing sneakers, so she should have been under my line," he says. "But obviously, that didn't happen." The company, clearly surprised by Marbury's comments, decided not to respond.

This makes sense: Marbury is selling sneakers; therefore, under copyright law, all sneakers should be his brand. Duh. This is why all teenagers who do it in their trucks owe Marbury a royalty. Oh, and Bill Clinton.

a href="http://lioninoil.blogspot.com/2007/11/stephon-marbury-doesnt-want-to-share.html">Stephon Marbury Doesn't Want To Share [Lion In Oil]

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<![CDATA[I Say, Jolly Good Performance By Venus Williams]]> Contrary to popular belief, Venus Williams is still playing tennis. (Kind of like when I saw Paul Shuey pitching for the Orioles last night. In fact, it's EXACTLY the same thing.) She made the Wimbledon final against Marion Bartoli, a tennis player you may remember hearing about first in this sentence. Williams made short work of Bartoli today with a 6-4, 6-1 victory.

This may be her fourth Wimbledon title, but never before did she win seeded this low. She was crowned champion as a 23 seed, presumably having won the Big Sky Conference tournament. Actually, no woman won Wimbledon seeded this low. And even though Bartoli was an 18 seed, does anyone really think this was much of an upset?

On the mens side, before I look at who plays in the final, I'm taking a wild guess it's Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. [Looks it up.] Wow. I'm like Kreskin over here.

Williams Beats Bartoli to Win Fourth Wimbledon Title [Bloomberg]

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<![CDATA[During a wet Wimbledon — is there any...]]> During a wet Wimbledon — is there any other kind? — Venus Williams won but was criticized by her father. We're sure that's the first time that's ever happened. Meanwhile, Serena's having her own problems. [SI.com]

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<![CDATA[If She Were A Child, I Wouldn't Post This Picture]]> Venus and Serena Williams are adults, and therefore they're under no legal obligation to do what their father, Richard Williams, says they'll do. That apparently comes as news to two tennis promoters who sued Richard Williams, saying he backed out of a contract to have the sisters take on male tennis players in a Battle of the Sexes event.

The promoters technically won their case, although they weren't awarded any damages. But what's most interesting here is that the promoters said a male vs. female tennis match could have made $45 million. That might be high, but I can honestly say that if I could have one dream tennis match for 2007, it would be one of the top female players against a past-his-prime man. Having Venus or Serena take on John McEnroe would be a ratings bonanza, and I'll personally sign on to promote it, as long as Richard Williams agrees.


In Court, Nothing But Love For Venus And Serena [Roy S. Johnson's Sports Blog]

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<![CDATA[About Last Night ...]]> Well, once again you've thrown a boot at the TV and pointed the remote at the cat ...
&#8226; MLB: Pedro, Mets lose again, consider reality series.
&#8226; MLB: Ortiz, you stud! Red Sox shock Angels.
&#8226; Talk about steroids, ever take a close look at Kim Clijsters? Er, we mean, Venus ousted in U.S. Open semis.

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