Westley, aka "The Dread Pirate Roberts" aka "The Man in Black"
Mr. Westley:
This is Vizzini and this letter is in reference to the movie, "The Princess Bride." In said movie, I was portrayed to have been outsmarted by you in a particular scene involving the consumption of iocane powder.
I find this portrayal of my character as inflammatory, untrue and slanderous. In short, inconceivable! I am asking you as a professional courtesy to have this movie removed from Blockbuster, Netflix and the personal DVD collections worldwide. Failure for you to respond of comply with our wishes will result in swift and very aggressive action by me and my legal team of Fezzik and Inigo Montoya.
Dear Mr. Papale, Please read our company motto: Without Access, Favor, or Discretion. In light of our mission statement, we will not be removing this from the web.
Respectfully, Will
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Inconceivable!
Westley, aka
"The Dread Pirate Roberts" aka
"The Man in Black"
Mr. Westley:
This is Vizzini and this letter is in reference to the movie, "The Princess Bride." In said movie, I was portrayed to have been outsmarted by you in a particular scene involving the consumption of iocane powder.
I find this portrayal of my character as inflammatory, untrue and slanderous. In short, inconceivable! I am asking you as a professional courtesy to have this movie removed from Blockbuster, Netflix and the personal DVD collections worldwide. Failure for you to respond of comply with our wishes will result in swift and very aggressive action by me and my legal team of Fezzik and Inigo Montoya.
Thank you,
Vizzini
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Jury! Sustained! Witness for the defense!
Sincerely,
Stev D, owner of Shark season 1 on DVD.
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That would be cool.
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I had no idea you could send mail to a bathroom stall.
03/18/09
Please read our company motto: Without Access, Favor, or Discretion. In light of our mission statement, we will not be removing this from the web.
Respectfully,
Will
CC: Reasonable Doubt for a Reasonable Price Deadspin, LLC.
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