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    Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving

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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    LaDanian Tomlinson, who happened to be sitting in the passenger's seat, claims the cop used the breathalyzers in a very classless manner.
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Legally, if Jackson can prove that his buddies failed to ask him if he was "cool" before he got behind the wheel, he'll get off with a warning.
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    01/06/09

    @Stev D:


    I'm never taking legal advice from you again. What was with all that "it's not sexual assault if they voluntarily enter your home" bullshit?

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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Buzzed driving really piss drunks the shit out of me.
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Norv is thrilled, I'm sure.


    Why? Has it been reported that women really don't care about looks?

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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    You win championships with players like Vincent Jackson.


    It's true. Look at all his rings.

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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    You win championships with players like Vincent Jackson


    He said players *like* not Vincent Jackson, not the actual Vincent Jackson.

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    01/06/09

    @Kid Canada:


    You know what I meant.

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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Over the limit. Under Arrest.


    /FUCK that commercial.

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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Your football coach was George Wallace?
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Many people thought Jackson would have this kind of breakout driving performance last year, but he only got a warning for rolling through a stop sign.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Luckily, California is due for some wildfires soon. Show up, give 25K, take some firemen to a novelty restaurant and you are a hero again!
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    "Vincent gave 100 percent effort every shot all night," the bartender said.
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Philip Rivers makes his cereal with Red Bull but nobody gices him any shit when he drives.
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    "Vincent gave 100 percent effort every snap all night," Smith said. "Every route was to perfection. He never pouted, never displayed frustration. You win championships with players like Vincent Jackson."


    Apparently being uproductive and not bitching about it means you gave 100%.

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    01/06/09

    @Villanofun: I'm giving 100% right now!
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    As a result, Jackson will be constrained to four wheeling on Norv Turner's face.
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
    Pfft. And Barkley says he's not a role model.
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