Matt Scott Barfed Then Threw A Touchdown

We are aggressively apathetic toward the results and performances in NFL preseason games, instead relying on weird stuff, sometimes including players doing unlikely things with bodily fluids, to make the news. Like Bengals QB Matt Scott puking his guts out a couple of times, then immediately throwing a touchdown pass. » 8/08/14 9:00am 8/08/14 9:00am

World's Saddest Nets Fan Shits Into Urinal While Vomiting (NSFW)

The picture below the jump is not good. It is not good at all. It is probably something you don't really want to look at if you were planning on getting through the day without feeling queasy or generally disappointed in the current state of humanity. » 3/11/14 2:47pm 3/11/14 2:47pm

Kenneth Faried Topped Off His Big Game Last Night By Vomiting And…

Kenneth Faried played 29 minutes last night in Denver's win against San Antonio, posting 19 points and 11 rebounds. All well and good. But consider: According to the Denver Post, Faried was sick with a cold and flu. He sat the final seven minutes of the third quarter before re-entering at the start of the fourth,… » 12/19/12 12:35pm 12/19/12 12:35pm

Indians Closer Chris Perez Celebrated Earning His 20th Save By…

Indians closer Chris Perez has been lights-out this season, and handcuffed St. Louis today in locking up a 4-1 Cleveland win. He did this, it seems, while suffering some degree of gastrointestinal distress—though given that he's done this before, maybe it's some kind of gross calling card. » 6/10/12 5:55pm 6/10/12 5:55pm