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    Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/02/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Love bowl season. Money available to be won. Thank you USC.
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    Image of LittleWaynesBleedingHead LittleWaynesBleedingHead
    01/02/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Rumor: Marbury to Celtics: [sports.espn.go.com]
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    01/02/09

    @LittleWaynesBleedingHead: I can't wait
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Evening all. I assume the slumber party portion of the evening is over?
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Wait...if you're a part of a wedding you have to pay for your shit? Fuck that, if you want such a fucking special day, you pay for this shit. And you've already got to get them a gift...


    The last one was a "destination" wedding, too (although, in fairness, all of the guests were from various parts of the country)... cost me about a grand for the weekend.

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    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row: Are you fucking kidding me?? EVERY wedding is a destination wedding nowadays.


    Please don't get me started on weddings. This is not Jezebel.

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    Everytime I log on to Facebook and see the following status update I want to punch the screen


    random person is ENGAGED!!!!

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: I hate the [person] loves her honey bunny so vewwy vewwy much! messages more. All I'll say is that it's going to be vewwy vewwy awkward when you and your honey bunny break up. Which you will. Because nothing lasts forever.


    I said I was a nihilist, didn't I?

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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    (person) should eliminate the direct connect between their emotions and their FB status.


    The only thing that lasts forever is the fact that reality will always trump perception.

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    01/02/09

    @HernandezStache: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're trying to say. Are you trying to tell me something? Or am I reading something unintended into that comment?


    @UkraineNotWeak: I've assumed the mantle, but just for tonight.

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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    I've actually said no to being in weddings. I'm so lazy and such a nihilist I say I'm flattered and I'm willing to help out in any way I can on the wedding day, but I just can't afford it.


    Yeah, I can't do it. I have no money now, but I figure it can just go on the credit card for the time being, and in two years when I'm making serious money, I'd regret it if I passed up on an opportunity.

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    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row: Wait...if you're a part of a wedding you have to pay for your shit? Fuck that, if you want such a fucking special day, you pay for this shit. And you've already got to get them a gift...
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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @What Would Kornheiser Do?: DON'T FUCKING GET ME STARTED. It's worse for girls. Buy a fugly dress. Pay for a bridal shower. Buy a shower gift. Act excited when the oily, probably gay bohunk in a g-string rubs his dick on your face at the bachelorette party. Get yourself to the wedding itself. Pay for a room for the weekend. Buy a wedding gift.


    The prospect of getting pawed by one of the groom's frat brothers and an open bar of rail vodka and Franzia pino greege does not make up for all that.

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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    01/01/09

    @Clare: You I really feel sorry that that's all you girls get; I don't care how hot you think the guy is, a dick in the face can't be that sexy.
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    01/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Context. A dick in the face is all about context. That is all I will say.
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    It's the popular thing to do. Especially around the holidays, apparently everyone is now fucking engaged.


    Three this week. For crying the fuck out loud.

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    01/01/09

    @44 in a Row:


    I had 4 weddings this summer/fall, 3 that I was in the wedding party. It's gets ridiculously expensive. I got a bunch more this year. I'm 25, I didn't think this shit was start this soon.


    Oh, I'm also the most cynical person alive. So yeah, I make a great groomsman.

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    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: I've actually said no to being in weddings. I'm so lazy and such a nihilist I say I'm flattered and I'm willing to help out in any way I can on the wedding day, but I just can't afford it.
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    01/01/09

    @Clare:


    I'm gonna need to steal that mentality. Between the weddings and bachelor parties, I spent too much this year.


    The only bonus of the wedding party is the possible drunk romance that could occur.

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    01/01/09

    @HernandezStache: Drunken romance? Please. Don't get me started on the wedding I'm in this June to which I don't get to bring a date.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Is anyone else having commenting issues?
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    So Rock Band sucks a little more when it's a bunch of people playing the songs you don't like and you're the captive audience for hours. Also atrocious: the way you apparently really need to be connected to the 'Net for the DLC to work. (Hey, you people? It's DOWNLOADABLE content, right?)


    And I'm still not home.


    But I can't decide whether Kat's wino whining and magic obsession is really funny or just sort of there. (No offense, but I'm not used to so many non-cheesy-doodled capital letters around here.)

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: That's because you're not watching this amazingness. Imagine the roommate dealing with me yelling this stuff out loud in a K hole.


    I have a bottle of wine in me. I've calmed down some.

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    Image of Jayne Mansfield's Night Off Jayne Mansfield's Night Off
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    This game is as-predicted hideous.
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    Image of What Would Kornheiser Do? What Would Kornheiser Do?
    01/01/09

    @Jayne Mansfield's Night Off: What tipped you off? The horrible offenses or the ten-minute Instant Replay?
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    Image of Jayne Mansfield's Night Off Jayne Mansfield's Night Off
    01/01/09

    @What Would Kornheiser Do?: When Cincinatti marched down the field on the first drive, I thought at least I'd get to see what my Irish passed on in Brian Kelly's offense. Then the game just got way shitty.


    I've now resorted to trying to stick my horrible smelling feet in my trying-to-sleep girlfriend's face for entertainment.


    She's hoping the Doobie Brothers halftime show is captivating enough to give her a break from my little game.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @Jayne Mansfield's Night Off: Hey, as long as they do "What a Fool Believes," we're cool.


    I do a bitchin' Michael McDonald impression.

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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    01/01/09

    @Clare: Do you know Sweet Freedom?
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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: No...but I can do "I Keep Forgetting" for you.
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    01/01/09

    @Clare: How much time have you put into developing this talent?
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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I have a pretty good ear for impressions, and one day, I was shopping with two of my girlfriends and What a Fool Believes came on the Muzak, and without thinking about it I just started singing along.


    I get into character by furrowing my eyebrows and clenching my jaw.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    Fuck. I'm almost out of wine.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    DANNY LIED ABOUT NBC. It's whatever channel KTVDD is in Denver. MyTV or something - the WB?
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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    01/01/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I think you might be an hour behind me on tv time?


    Okay, I'm off to buy more fucking sauerkraut for the venison sausage my family killed and sent home with me. Happy new year!

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    Image of Skating Tomato Skating Tomato
    01/01/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: myttv. Basically when WB and UPN merged into CW, they replaced UPN's spot with a network that just runs crappy reality shows and reruns.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    @Skating Tomato: And the WORLD MAGIC AWARDS. Only the best thing I've seen ALL YEAR;
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    Image of Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman) Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
    01/01/09

    @toledostripper: I'm pretty sure this isn't the first or last time I'll do this:
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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    01/01/09

    @Encouraging Referee Pitman: Thanks for that. My hometown has a summer Schutzenfest: German polka, sauerkraut, endless beer served in top-off milk gallons, and a shooting range. Indescribable, beyond that.


    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I was wondering what your were on, and wanted some. I got some wine with the sauerkraut. Wine is MAGIC!


    @MrRedDevil: HNY, motherfucker.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    @toledostripper: Riesling, NPH, and magic awards. And me being absurd in general. The roomie after he got back from vacay: "Are you more manic than usual?"
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    NAKED PICTURES* TO THE FIRST PERSON WHO CAN FIND ME THE WORLD MAGIC AWARDS KYLE ESCHEN CLIP.


    *of person of my choice

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    The World magic awards MIGHT have saved new years.


    Yeah, I went there.

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    Image of CanHeHackett CanHeHackett
    01/01/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: You're really, really into these magic awards.
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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    01/01/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: we had that shit on here, too (not my choice). but i would like the ability to throw a playing card 30 yards.


    sup duan?

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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    01/01/09

    @toledostripper: How can a person throw a playing card that far?


    Of course Marmalard is trying to figure out how a person can throw a football that far.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    @CanHeHackett: Seriously. This is the weirdest, most amazing, most random thing I've ever seen. Ask boy wonder my reaction.


    @toledostripper: Was it not the weirdest most amazing thing you've EVER seen?

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: MAGIC.
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    01/01/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I should have know.
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    Image of toledostripper toledostripper
    01/01/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Also, the first trick is to look like a d-bag.
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    01/01/09

    @toledostripper: HE"S ON THE AWARDS RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK!!!!!!
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    Image of Clare Clare
    01/01/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: This'll really blow your skirt up.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    @Clare: FUCK YOU! ITS MAGIC!


    This is why I will never be allowed to be a magician's assistnat.

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    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    MAX. MAX FROM SAVED BY THE BELL IS A MAGICIAN. A FUNNY ONE.


    JESUS CHRIST MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN AND CAPS IS IT.

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    01/01/09

    In reply to Your New Year’s Day Bowlkakke
    SERIOUSLY KIDS. TURN TO NBC NOW.


    This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. EVER. No drugs could make this any better.

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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    01/01/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Deal or no Deal? How drunk ARE you?
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    01/01/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: I've almost finished a bottle of Riesling and am regretting I didnt buy two. IT IS THE WORLD MAGIC AWARDS. HOSTED BY NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. My mind has been BLOWN.
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    Image of J-Animal J-Animal
    01/01/09

    @Le Kangourou de Kataroo: I wish I could make fun of that, but Ive been busy on YouTube searching for every Maury - 'You are Not the Father' video. I got no leg to stand on.
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    01/01/09

    @J-Animal: OH MY GOD IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE THIS. Not anything to make fun of becase it is so amazingly magical and WEIRD.
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