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About Last Night

rickchand — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:55:00 EDT

What you missed while ordering Chinese food and being put on hold ...
• NHL: Apparently there's diving in hockey. Who knew? Penguins 2, Rangers 0.
• NBA: Mavericks about to make first-round playoff exit for the second straight year. It's sad, really.
• MLB: Hey, who woke up Carlos Delgado? Mets 6, Braves 3.

About Last Night

rickchand — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:08:48 EDT

What you missed while getting in some early torch protesting ...
• College women's basketball: Tennessee's Candace beats Stanford's Candice for NCAA title.
• College men's basketball: Where's the Love, UCLA? Love, Collison, to enter pro draft.
• NBA: I never promised you a Rose Quarter ... Blazers end Lakers' win streak.

About Last Night

rickchand — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:15:42 EST

What you missed while voting for the Quote of the Year ...
• NFL: Parcells hired by Miami as head of football operations. Clever Dolphins/Big Tuna headline in the works, will be ready by end of the day today.
• NBA: Road trip! Boston loses at home for first time, to Pistons. Congressional hearing planned to find out why.
• NHL: Islanders' Chris Simon gets 30-~~day~~ game suspension, must collect ~~trash~~ dead bodies on side of freeway.

About Last Night ...

rickchand — Wed, 23 May 2007 09:45:02 EDT

What you missed while decorating your tree fort ...
• NBA: If the Spurs keep playing this well, they may sell out a game. San Antonio 105, Jazz 96.
• MLB: Griffey's 573rd career homer can't stop the tempest that is the Washington Nationals.
• NHL: Daffy is going nuts, Donald is passed out in a corner, Baby Huey is speaking in tongues; two of them sans pants. Anaheim is going to the Finals!