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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/16/09

    In reply to UT Hostesses Now Recruiting Bruce Pearl
    I have to hand it to Pearl: That's a clever panhandling strategy, one he must have learned on the lusty corners of Quartier Pigalle. I'll bet that cup is at least half full with crumpled dollar bills and shiny room keys.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    12/16/09

    In reply to UT Hostesses Now Recruiting Bruce Pearl
    +1 for not waking me up with scary Hall of Fame muppets.
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    Image of Owen Good Owen Good
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    Check out Darth Vader to the left — with the chest plate, even.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    [Photo: Riot police contain supporters of Mozambique's national soccer team after their World Cup 2010 qualifying soccer match against Kenya in Maputo, September 6, 2009. It's a crackdown.(REUTERS/Grant Lee Buffalo)]
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    I'm pretty sure this is actually a screen cap from a Public Enemy video.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    It's clear to me that the dude just ate Sally Struthers. What's less clear is why they let her go uneaten for so very long.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    Clowning.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    That guy stole my "O" face!
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    Image of Natrone Means Business Natrone Means Business
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    Jeez, calm down, I am not even to the first knuckle yet...
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment Edited by Natrone Means Business at 12/15/09 9:45 AM Natrone Means Business was starred Natrone Means Business was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    School's! Out! For! Summer!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    Dr. Obusu's addition of chipmunk DNA to a human embryo went horribly, horribly wrong.
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    For just 25 cents/day, you can supply Kunta with much-needed underwear, a belt, a shirt and the surgery needed to improve his birth defect, known as rouge extremity in extremis.

    /Strothers'd
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/15/09

    @Gravy: We share a co-writer, I guess.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    Like me, these guys all needed Kurt Warner to have a big game last night to make the playoffs.

    /seriously, fuck that guy
    //let's get moving on gay marriage and stem cell research
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    Cronenberg's really going in a strange direction with that Scanners sequel.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/15/09

    In reply to Last Night's Winner: This Guy?
    A tragedy. This is the 14th case of death by over-inflation with bicycle pump in Mozambique this year.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/15/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Still not as pressing of a problem as the roving gangs of mercenaries who paint tunnels onto the sides of mountain faces.
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