Later in the night, reader Ward spotted a man in a Cincinnati Rockers jersey, circa 1992, who was busy cadging leftover dregs of tepid Bud Lights from busy blackjack tables while searching the dirty carpet for $2 slot-machine tokens and reusable cigarette butts that he could then sell to desperate conventioneers who'd just bet on a maiden from Des Moines and lost to a hooker from Reno. Reader Ward then collected $28.50 from Antoine Walker, who, losing his own shirt, had bet that the Rockers jersey read "Shlichter" when in fact it read "Schlichter." #peterose
@JohnnyDakotaStateU: Well, it was either the Cincinnati Rockers or the Detroit Drive (1990-91), so of course I chose the more famous of the two. #peterose
Since I know you guys have had some luck finding deadbeats, I was wondering if you could give me a hand. It seems my mom has gone missing and she left a shitload of my laundry unwashed and dirty.
Please send out the search party because it this is outrageous. I need clothes to wear! The last I heard, she was in Venezuela.
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I also use $ when I don't have time to write "cheddah." #peterose
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"You know, I left tickets to the show for Bill Buckner, but he couldn't bend over to pick 'em up!" #peterose
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Since I know you guys have had some luck finding deadbeats, I was wondering if you could give me a hand. It seems my mom has gone missing and she left a shitload of my laundry unwashed and dirty.
Please send out the search party because it this is outrageous. I need clothes to wear! The last I heard, she was in Venezuela.
-Victor Zambrano #fans
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