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#wakeupdeadspin

Yes, Kansas, Let Us Taste The Tears Of Unfathomable Sadness

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
10:30 AM
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By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read Bode Miller? Never Heard Of Him

Bode Miller? Never Heard Of Him

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/19/10
10,19610,196 views on this post, 179 new visitors
24
By Dashiell Bennett
#wakeupdeadspin

Bills Entice Potential Ticket Buyers With "Punt From Own End Zone" Shining Moment

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/18/10
12,96312,963 views on this post, 345 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin

Cockpunch Night In The NIT

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/17/10
16,65116,651 views on this post, 297 new visitors
30
By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin

Extinct Michigan Wolverine A Metaphor For Something, Probably

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/16/10
20,56820,568 views on this post, 411 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read Stevie Franchise Attempts To Scratch His Frontal Lobe

Stevie Franchise Attempts To Scratch His Frontal Lobe

This is just dag nasty. But at least the Orlando Magic guard has found an activity to keep him occupied while bench-riding. I love the reaction these guys had while watching the horrifying booger excavation take place. More »
03/15/10
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By DAULERIO
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The Best Defense Is...Any Defense

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/14/10
10,62510,625 views on this post, 190 new visitors
11
By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read Entrepreneurs Will Not Rest Until Every Lame Tiger Woods Joke Has Been Commodified

Entrepreneurs Will Not Rest Until Every Lame Tiger Woods Joke Has Been Commodified

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/13/10
7,2327,232 views on this post, 132 new visitors
24
By Tommy Craggs
#wakeupdeadspin

You Put Baylor Fans In Kansas City, You're Gonna Get A Mustache

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/12/10
9,8699,869 views on this post, 400 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin

Beadle Distressed By Inflatable Dong Tongue; Cowherd, Not So Much

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.
03/11/10
20,34120,341 views on this post, 200 new visitors
23
By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read What's Black And White And Read All Over?

What's Black And White And Read All Over?

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/10/10
22,71622,716 views on this post, 256 new visitors
36
By Dashiell Bennett
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read Get Your Head In The Game

Get Your Head In The Game

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/09/10
35,59535,595 views on this post, 283 new visitors
69
By Dashiell Bennett
#wakeupdeadspin

Newcastle Signs Peter Parker, Goblin Attacks Up 32%

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/08/10
10,91310,913 views on this post, 116 new visitors
38
By Dashiell Bennett
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read When The Knicks Play The Nets, <em>Someone</em>'s Gonna Set An NBA Record

When The Knicks Play The Nets, Someone's Gonna Set An NBA Record

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/07/10
10,69410,694 views on this post, 97 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read The Ravens Have a Wide Receiver? Yes. The Ravens Have a Wide Receiver.

The Ravens Have a Wide Receiver? Yes. The Ravens Have a Wide Receiver.

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/06/10
8,6938,693 views on this post, 115 new visitors
39
By Stev D
#wakeupdeadspin

It's 6:30 AM, And Jake Delhomme Just Threw Another Interception

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/05/10
18,41918,419 views on this post, 255 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin

Time To Start A Band Since We've Already Got A Kickass Album Cover

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/04/10
14,88914,889 views on this post, 266 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin

There's A Reason They Go South For Spring Training

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/03/10
25,07025,070 views on this post, 642 new visitors
35
By Barry Petchesky
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read This Is Why Bobsledders Keep Their Heads Down

This Is Why Bobsledders Keep Their Heads Down

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/02/10
22,42022,420 views on this post, 196 new visitors
66
By Dashiell Bennett
#wakeupdeadspin Click here to read Ian Poulter Misses Birdie, Aces The Bird

Ian Poulter Misses Birdie, Aces The Bird

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
03/01/10
11,87711,877 views on this post, 251 new visitors
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By Dashiell Bennett
#wakeupdeadspin

Telestrator Dong: Horribly Insensitive Edition

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
02/28/10
9,1699,169 views on this post, 131 new visitors
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By Barry Petchesky
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