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The NL Central Standings Look Like A Misprint, But Pittsburgh's Really In FirstYour morning roundup for July 16, the day we wondered who was giving all thatmoney to Michele Bachmann. See anything worthwhile? Tip your editors....

The Refs Clearly Aren't Watching The Women's World Cup Either Your morning roundup for July 4, the day we added needed precision to our dog shit inspections....

This Is How Panama Thanks Us For The Canal Your morning roundup for June 12, the day we made out with Mary-Kate....

The People Of Vancouver May Not Realize The Canucks Need To Win Another Game

Your morning roundup for June 11, the day we realized, to paraphrase David Foster Wallace, that J.J. Abrams, director of Super 8 must surely have been ignorant of the meaning of "suppurate." Video via @ctvbc....

Giants Fans, Don't Insult The Butt Of Your Best Homegrown Player Since Marvin Benard

Your morning roundup for May 21, the day we robbed the Knights of Columbus and a tattoo parlor. H/T E. Gunther for the screencap....