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#wakeupdeadspin

Is That A Fleur de Lis In Your Throat Or Are You Just Drunk?

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
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By Dashiell Bennett
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Lady Makes Left Turns, Acquits Self Nicely; Apparently A Huge Step Forward For Entire Gender

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
02/07/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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Thank The Lord This Crimson Tide Fan Left His Head-Gear At Home

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day More »
02/06/10
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By DAULERIO
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The Always-Controversial Weather Channel Sees A Hurricane WhoDat Comin'

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
02/05/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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A Portrait Of The Editor As A Young Man

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
02/04/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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Telestrator Dong: Elephantiasis Edition

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
02/03/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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Caron Butler Is A Gentle, Thoughtful Lover But Only With Paul Pierce

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
02/02/10
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By DAULERIO
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That Pro Bowl Was Something To See

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
02/01/10
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By Dashiell Bennett
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I Feel Your Pain, 7-Foot K-State Clarinetist

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/31/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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How Gross Do You Think It Gets Inside Those Green Suits?

"I still don't know what it symbolizes, but I like it!" says the delightfully dopey announcer about these two fine fellows who have taken up residence next to the penalty box at Canucks games. I feel the same way about this website. More »
01/30/10
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By Katie Baker
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Miss Manners Says That's A Pur-Don't

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/29/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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If MLB Had Relegation, This Would Be Quite The Battle

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/28/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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Sheed And The Truth Get Into Cosplay

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.http://www.indystar.com/article/20100126/SPORTS03/1260388/Indy-New-Orleans-mayors-set-Super-Bowl-bet More »
01/27/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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Rock Chalk Fée Frock (UPDATE)

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/26/10
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By DAULERIO
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Dis Who

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/25/10
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By Dashiell Bennett
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Psh, I Guess This Counts As Knocking Off No. 1

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/24/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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Mark Sanchez Graduates From Poise To Chutzpah

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/23/10
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By Tommy Craggs
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The Aussie Open Is The World's Largest Frat Party

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/22/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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New Orleans Chooses Wisely Between Football And Culture

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/21/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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Here's Kimbo Slice And Elton John, Just Because

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/20/10
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By Barry Petchesky
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That's Got To Be At Least A Yellow Card

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More »
01/19/10
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By Dashiell Bennett
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