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    Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    All that contract money, and he's still not afraid to eat out at the Y.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    While we wait for chin pubes to get out of bed, have some Sporcle.


    [www.sporcle.com]

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/08/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Oh, and this one asks you to list every team from the four major sports.
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    Image of Summerbabe Summerbabe
    05/08/09

    @Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: 113, surprisingly well.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/08/09

    @Summerbabe: Nice. I did just about the same (114). Somehow, I forgot all Baltimore and San Diego teams, though.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    Derek Jeter, Johnny Damon only has eyes for you tonight.
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    Image of Matt Mosher Matt Mosher
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    Hey - where's the post about the Mets kicking the Sillies' asses? Funny how that's not here.


    Pussies.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/08/09

    @Matt Mosher:


    LOLZ THE SILLIES ROTFLMAO HOOOOOOOEEEE!

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    and that is why Johnny Damon is currently my favorite player on the Yankees.
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    Image of phillas phillas
    05/08/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: that's a shame, really.
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    05/08/09

    @phillas: I agree it is a shame, but no one else on the team has given me much to cheer for lately.
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    Image of HoustonNuttsPhoneBill HoustonNuttsPhoneBill
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    So when does the new guy show up?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    05/08/09

    @HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: We are like an angry mob waiting for AJ to drag him up to the guillotine.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    Wake Up Lisanti!


    /fixed

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    Are we sure this isn't just a Versus promotion for the NHL playoffs and Damon was just showing them his "V"?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose there, Tiger.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/08/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Yeah. apparently one of the welfare moms in Johnny's apartment-complex investments came up a little short on this month's rent.
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    Image of lecoqsportif lecoqsportif
    05/08/09

    @ScientificMapp: welfare mothers make better lovers
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/08/09

    @lecoqsportif: "Look out mama there's a 'man in the boat' coming up the river."
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/08/09

    @wonderlic---myballs:




    + Watch video
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    Image of Afino Afino
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    I can't wait until K-Rod's arm falls off.


    Go ahead and pitch him a 5th day in a row, Mets. Please.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/08/09

    @Afino:


    Already been told he won't be used tonight.

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    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    Rest in Peace Dom DiMaggio.


    [sportsillustrated.cnn.com]

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    05/08/09

    In reply to Johnny Damon Shows The Yankees How It's Done
    At least he's using protection.
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