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Hall Of Fame Voter Who Wants To Fight Curt Schilling Gives Up Hall Of Fame VoteGod, it’s “Get worked up about shitty Hall of Fame takes” season again. Every year I go in feeling optimistic—Oh, maybe my guy will get in this year!—and by mid-December I’d rather pull out my fingernails one by one than look at yet another goddamn ballot with two bewildering selections on it. ...

<em>Newsday</em> Sports Section Adopts Strict Policy Of Blowing Sunshine Up Your AssNewsday, a collection of tire ads that old people leave lying around diners in Farmingdale, is cracking down on any use of sarcasm or name-calling or "negative characterization" in its corpse of a sports section. To which I say: Brilliant idea, assholes!...